Karen Vick quotes from Psych

Vick

My water just broke.

Lassiter

Are you sure?

Vick

No, Carlton, there's water spilling out of me for some other reason!

Lassiter

Oh no... Oh, can you move my briefcase?

Vick

What I have to say is very... Difficult.

Shawn

If this in anyway pertains to Lassiter's third testicle, I'm afraid we already know.

Vick

Mr. Spencer this is no time for jokes.

Shawn

[checks watch]

Vick

Let me be frank.

Shawn

As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.

Gus

Why do I always have to be Sammy?

Shawn

Fine, he's Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You want to be Joey Bishop?

Juliet

SHAWN!

Shawn

Jules, how often does someone set you up with "Let me be Frank"?

Juliet

Shawn, don't forget that you are in a lot of trouble here and I am probably the only person in this room who cares to see you get out of it. Now it's 2:30 in the morning; we've been here for hours. Enough with the jokes; stop delaying and tell us what we want to hear!

Shawn

[turns to Gus stunned] Oh my God, that was so hot.

Vick

Now, Mr. Spencer.

[together] Yes?

Vick

Oh, I meant the older... Sorry, not old... less...

Shawn

Handsome? Less hair? Less friends on Facebook?

Henry

Less nose...

Vick

Who gave you access to the file room?

Shawn

Irrelevant! And, immaterial.

Lassiter

Chief, you're not going to let him do that thing where he only uses courtroom jargon, are you?

Vick

Mr. Spencer...

Shawn

He's making a mockery of these proceedings! All I'm saying is that she's making a very compelling argument.

You're an idiot.

Shawn

That's less compelling. Move to strike.

Please remove him.

Lassiter

Gladly.

Shawn

Sidebar, Ms. Conrad.

Vick

[to Shawn] And you... Okay, where is Mr. Guster?

Shawn

Chief, I'm afraid that what we may be dealing with is an, um, I.B.S. situation. I don't know if you've seen the commercials.

Vick

I've seen the commercials.

Shawn

Well, then you know it can be spotty--

Vick

[interrupting] Oh God, please, stop talking!

Woody

I cannot thank you enough for believing in me!

Vick

I didn't. I believed in your colleague who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.