Sookie is mine!
“This Episode Sucks” · Season 6, Episode 3
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (10), Gus (6), Juliet O'Hara (5), Carlton Lassiter (2), Henry Spencer (2)
(Shawn and Gus have just appeared dressed as vampires)
I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.
What. In the hell. Are you wearing?
Charlatan!
TThorn
Looking whose talking Count Chocula over here please.
Count Chocula? you must be out of your damn mind.
What did I tell you. No one remembers Blacula except for us and Quentin Tarantino.
I'm dangerous in a sexy way.
MMarlowe
More like a gay way.
MMarlowe
It's just a crazy coincidence. These nails were made popular by Jersey Shore.
Nice try Queen of the Damned.
JWoww does wear those nails when they go out clubbing.
(Everyone looks at him)
What? I'm not saying I'm buying her story.
How much blood was it exactly Shawn?
Shawn It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.
Are you sure this water is holy?
Yes! I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone!
Over the phone?
Yes.
I don't think it works like that.
I used to be a detective now I'm a babysitter.
Which makes you Elisabeth Shue and Gus is Keith Coogan
You're Coogan.
You're Coogan.
Your mom is Coogan.
Ok, you guys are actually devolving.
It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.
Shoot...the...glass.
Look around. You're the fish out of the water here.
Because they're all pretending to be dead, Shawn.
Or perhaps it is us, who pretend to be alive.
Come on, let's hug it out.
I would rather learn to play the harp.
I have slowly, methodically, been building up a tolerance to chloroform over the last fifteen years.
Dear God, why?
For a night like this, Spencer.
I don't believe it. It must have been some other kind of chemical.
[Gus picks up a handkerchief, sniffs it, and immediately passes out]
Oh, great. Now we have to carry two guys out of here!
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