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Psych · Season 6, Episode 9

“Neil Simon's Lovers' Retreat” quotes from Psych

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“Neil Simon's Lovers' Retreat” · Season 6, Episode 9

In this episode: Gus (6), Shawn Spencer (5), Carlton Lassiter (2), Juliet O'Hara (2)

Okay. Make sure you water my plants thrice daily, but do not talk to them, because once they get started, they will not stop. Especially Jim.

Jim's the ficus?

He is indeed.

Why do we need new friends? I have Gus. You have...whoever your friends are.

Shawn, you're embarrassing me.

[Shawn answers his phone call with Gus] Well, it is about time!

Shawn, this is the fourth vacation you paid for on my credit card!

How are my plants?

Is that her second slab?

I have never seen a woman eat ribs like that in my life except in caveman drawings.

Chelsea, it was a pleasure meeting you, but I need to head to Ojai to kill my best friend in the world.

And I need to help him bury the body.

A paper trail of deceit.

Look, I was a victim here, too, man.

Shawn you robbed me. As far as I'm concerned, you're no different then the thieves who robbed you of the thing you robbed.

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