Allow me to introduce yourself. You drive a green Camaro, the backseat probably loaded with pinkberry cups.
WWaitress
Wrong! I drive a Jeep. A black Jeep. But you're spot on with the pinkberry cups.
“An Evening With Mr. Yang” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (4), Gus (3), Juliet O'Hara (1), Mary (1)
What's your point, man?
My point is you're going to be eighty years old and still shamelessly hitting on waitresses. Is that what you want?
Is that a trick question?
I want some pancakes. Who wants pancakes? Whipped butter, maple syrup--what?!
Hey everybody! Look how big I am compared to this airplane!
Gus, don't be the last of the international playboys.
MMary
[upon being asked why he's a guy named Mary] My father's name was Mary and his father before him was named Mary and his father before him was named Craig.
I am clearly not as good with words as you are, and I know that things between us have been...a little complicated...and that there have probably been some mixed signals, mostly from me, with regards to the time we spend together outside of the line of duty.
Look, Jules, y--
[interrupting him] Just, please, let me finish stumbling through this, I'm almost done. I promise. What I'm saying, is that I think maybe the best things, the...richest things, aren't supposed to come easily, and that sometimes the moments that make the most sense happen when everything else doesn't, and, well, I-- [pauses] I think you deserve more than popcorn tonight.
[long pause]
So why don't you let me take you to dinner?
Detective O'Hara, are you asking me out on a date?
I am. [pause] A proper one.
[exhales] Wow. [laughs in disbelief] I cannot believe this. All this time, and... your timing is just awful.
It is?
Yeah, just dreadful.
[confused] What?
I can't go to dinner with you, Jules, I'm already on a date.
What, here?
Yeah, right now. It's w-- [stutters] It's weird, it's a little weird, but, uh...yeah. With Abigail.
The one that got away.
Yeah.
[kisses him on the cheek] Get out there. She's not gonna wait forever.
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