Nigel St. Nigel quotes from Psych

Nigel St. Nigel

I feel like I have been incarcerated in a blueberry. This car makes me want to weep and then die.

Nigel St. Nigel

I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy.(Talking about Henry's Robe)

Nigel St. Nigel

[arriving at Henry's house] Good Lord! Who lives here, the Boringtons?

Shawn

There's a better than decent chance this goes poorly.

Nigel St. Nigel

Nose hair trimmer. Invest.

Henry

Can you even remember what it felt like to be able to move the muscles in your face?

Nigel St. Nigel

Who decorated this place? Kris Kristofferson?

Henry

I built that table.

Nigel St. Nigel

Really? I'm pretty sure if I were to build a table, I would start by using wood that had never drifted.

Henry

All right. You know... that's it.

Nigel St. Nigel

Already? I'm just getting started. I've got a sonnet for each piece of fish paraphernalia.

Henry

Oh yeah? Well I've got an ice-cold can of whup-ass just sitting in that fridge!

Shawn

Actually it's diet whup-ass.