The Powerpuff Girls quotes

[after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

[after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!

Bubbles

[who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

And in their day, the Girls even manage to humble...Him.

Buttercup

[on TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.

Blossom

[on TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!

[mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" [demonic voice] Blah! Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So...effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing! So much time, such little results. [demonic] There must be a way! There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...

[demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SEND YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified! [with a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph] Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic voice] and watch your back...because the Boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]

Blossom

Oh, boy...

"Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

The city of Towns- [in the girls' room, they stare morosely at another lake in their bed] ...oh, come on! I've heard of toilet humor, but this is ridiculous!

[weakly] I didn't do it...

Mojo

You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! SHUT UP!!

[on the phone] Now look, monkey-butt, it's real simple! Take your cheap, good-for-nothing, lazy soy latte, honey, and leap out a high window, 'cause you're breathing my air and YOU ARE FIRED! UGH! [hangs up] Man, my mom can be such a pain in the butt.

Brick

It hurts to laugh!

I...I...can't move!

Boomer

Dude... I can't bre... I can't breathe!

Blossom

[chuckling] Well, Girls, the plan worked. We outwitted the dimwits once again.

Bubbles

Silly boys.

WHAT WAS THAT?! I cannot believe what just happened! I mean, seriously, what a pathetic display of substandard superheroism! I mean, it wasn't like I bragged about you guys before, but you really STUNK!

Where to begin?! I mean, that wasn't teamwork, I don't know what that WAS! Your complete lack of hand-eye coordination - they were landing right in front of you, and you couldn't even hit them! You practically rolled over and handed them the weapons! That is not Powerpuff material, Girls! I am very disappointed and concerned for the future of this team! Obviously, you lack the leadership skills to be a successful superhero team, so I will be filling the position of leader from now on! You guys have been riding on your reps way too long! Today was pitiful!

And then you just stood there on the sidelines like losers! Losers! "Oh, yes, we're the Powerpuff Girls! We can do anything!" You can't even shoot straight! I give you everything you could possibly need to beat these guys, and you just sit there and [makes whiny noises] "I didn't hit them! I didn't hit them!" WELL, TRY AND HIT YOUR BARN, YOU IDIOTS!

Buttercup

Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?

Oh, my gosh! Check it out. She is, like, so wrong in those pants. [blows a bubble from gum]

Like, yeah, girlfriend. [her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme; she drinks a soda as she answers] Hello? [indistinct talking on the other end] Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about you! Where are you?

[talking into her own cell phone] Over here.

Oh... hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?

I dunno. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. [sighs] If they only had, like, candy-flavoured salad or something.

Buttercup

And then we discovered boys...

Blossom, look!

[reading a magazine] Wow...

[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec--

[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!

[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

[smiling wickedly] I know!

So... wassup?

Oh, um... you know... hangin' out. What's up with you?

You know... hangin' out.

[laughing] For sure.

So wassup, ladies?

You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Um... I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class.

What are you doing?

Uh... going to Todd's.

[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.

So what are you driving now?

Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?

Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.

Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Oh, cool! I love that game.

How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Sure. What floor?

Buttercup

Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom

Yeah. Let's remember something else.

Brick

Hey, I thought you loved cock-a-roaches. Don't you love cock-a-roaches?

Bubbles

[forcing a smile] Well...sure. Sure I do. I love those little guys.

Brick

Hey, I believe you. That's why you have no problem...EATING IT!

I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.

Sugar...spice...and everything nice. Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. [[an electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it becomes mush] Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... [it's dumped out] ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.

Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.

Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!

[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.

Uh, just let me ask a few questions.

Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!

Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.

Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.

Sorry. No interviews!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!

Yeah, but wait, I just want to...

Fuzzy

NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]

Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...

Mojo Jojo

[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.