Yeah, the Mayor! If he's supposed to be running the city, Why's he always asking us to save it for him?
BMs. Bellum
[sarcastically] Oh, you're absolutely right, girls. He should be using his own superpowers to save the city.
[Silence]
Okay. Fine. But you gotta admit, things are unfair around here. I mean, there's only one female villain in the whole town!
BMs. Bellum
And you didn't stop her.
We girls gotta look out for each other!
FVFemale voice
Oh, really?
[Three angry women come out of the darkness and surround the girls]
BBusinesswoman
Was Femme Fatale looking out for me when she stole from my bank?
PPolicewoman
Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
BTBlonde teenage girl
[scoffs] Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? [they look at her] Well, she did!
[The shades come up as the girls realize that Femme Fatale tricked them and realize everything]
BMs. Bellum
Listen, girls. You're right about one thing: There is injustice in the world.
That's why we have you, to protect the rights of everyone. And right now, everyone in Townsville needs you.
And, well, that's what happened.
[pulling Octi out of his jacket] Of course I have him.
[The Mayor gasps]
BMs. Bellum
Mayor, we're done gasping.
[holding tentacle out to Professor] Can you fix him?
Of course I can.[he tries] Oh, it doesn't fit!
That's because you've got the leg in backwards. [turns it] Now try it. [he succeeds; she smiles and hugs Octi] Yippee! Oh, Octi, I'll never let you out of my sight again, ever!
Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?
[Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway]
Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!
BMs. Bellum
[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.
Uh, just let me ask a few questions.
BMs. Bellum
Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!
Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.