Professor quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Girls, it's a big responsibility keeping an evil villain in the house. You’ve got to feed him, water him, take him for walks, keep him from causing mayhem and chaos, and chewing the furniture.

And don't touch anything!

Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace.

Bubbles, you look super.

Every year, it's the same darn thing. I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work.

[after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

(after Fuzzy destroys his first experiment tree): Girls, we're here to relax, and that's just what we're going to do after we RIP THE LIMBS OFF THIS IGNORAMOUS!!

Oh, Girls, I'm back from the store?! What's going on here?!

Oh, Professor. Thank goodness you're back! The girls went just crazy and they all jumped on me when I came home.

Blossom

No, Professor. It's not true.

Buttercup

She's really Sedusa.

Bubbles

And she grounded us so she can make off with the mayor's jewels.

Liars! Professor, Sweetie, you believe me, don't you? Please help me. Please.

Girls, call the police! [the girls look up with surprised smiles; while restraining Sedusa] This crook is not going to deceive us anymore!

Yay!

Bubbles

Professor! [flying to window] You turned it down again! I'm just as tough as Blossom and Buttercup! I can handle the rough stuff too! Come on, you guys! Turn it up just this once. I'll show [the robot fires the laser at her, causing her to shriek] YOU!

You see, Bubbles, you're not ready for the higher levels yet. [she hangs her head] Oh, don't worry, cheer up. Someday you will be.

Bubbles

It's not fair. [floats off]

She's so cute when she's all pouty like that. [cut to the bedroom] Now I want you girls to go right to sleep. You've had a hard day of training, and you need your rest. Good night.

Blossom

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! [regretfully] I did it. I stole the golf clubs.

Why, Blossom?

Blossom

Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy.

It's my fault. [voice breaks down] I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.

Blossom

That's what drove me to crime!

Well-

I didn't do it! [falls over backward, then props himself up] Uh...Um, you needed to speak to me about the girls?

Yes, Professor. I'm very concerned. They've been falling asleep in class, and their participation is slipping.

Well, what do you suppose the reason is, Ms. Keane?

I believe all of this late-night crime-fighting is to blame.

Well, they are superheroes, you know, and saving the world’s a big responsibility.

But education is a bigger responsibility.

[smiling, cowboy twang] Yup, that am true, Ms. Keane, [serious again] but what do you propose?

Well, I suggest you set... [her face hardening] ...a curfew.

Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.

[checks all the clocks and his watch] CRIKEY! I forgot to set the clocks back! [kicks down the bedroom door] Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP! [slams the hotline receiver in its cradle repeatedly] Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Get out of bed! NOW! [flips the mattress] Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!

Blossom

But what about our curfew?

There's no time! [throws them out their windows one at a time] GO! GO! GO!

Buttercup

[wearing one of Blossom's bows] Blossom here. What's the trouble?

Blossom

Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here"?!

Buttercup

I'm Blossom now.

Blossom

Nooooo, nononononono. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.

Buttercup

[into hotline] Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? [to Blossom] We're playing pretend, right?

Blossom

Right.

Buttercup

Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.

Blossom

Well... you can't!

Buttercup

Why not?

Blossom

Because... because you were playing the monster.

Buttercup

Well, now I'm playing Blossom.

Blossom

Well, then who am I supposed to be?!

Buttercup

Bubbles.

Blossom

No way! [pushes her] You be Bubbles!

Buttercup

No way! [pushes her back] You be Bubbles!

Blossom

You're Bubbles!

Buttercup

You're Bubbles!

Blossom

YOU'RE BUBBLES!

Buttercup

YOU'RE BUBBLES!

Bubbles

I'll be Bubbles.

YOU CAN'T!

Girls, GIRLS! Will someone please tell me what’s going on?

One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?

Bubbles

We were playing "The Powerpuff Girls", and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum, then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't, and no one wants to be me!

Blossom

[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!

Bubbles

Yeah!

Buttercup

[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!

Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.

Bubbles

[Picks up the phone] Hello?

Mojo Jojo

Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?

Bubbles

Who shall I say is calling?

Mojo Jojo

Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.

Bubbles

[Yelling] PROFESSOR! There's a stranger on the phone!

[picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?

Mojo Jojo

Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?

Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let's see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one's important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!

Mojo Jojo

That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.

I also have a great recipe for pound--