Mojo Jojo quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Mojo Jojo

All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!

Mojo Jojo

Now to have some breakfast!

Mojo Jojo

ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but ONE, which is ONE shy of TWO! And it is TWO that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs I cannot have the breakfast that I so require!

Mojo Jojo

[pats his outift in panic] I have forgotten my wallet! Curses!

Mojo Jojo

HEY, YOU KIDS!!! GET OUT OF MY MOAT!!! IT IS NOT MADE TO BE PLAYED IN!!!

Mojo Jojo

[leaving] I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

Mojo Jojo

Let's see, snips and snails and a puppy dog's tail . . . all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it's a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!

Mojo Jojo

Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!

Mojo Jojo

Prepare your taste buds delight! For I, Mojo Jojo, am not only number one villain in Townsville, but I am also...number one chef in Townsville!

Mojo Jojo

At last, victory is mine! With the Powerpuff Girls and their pathetic parent out of the way, the city will be under my control within the hour! But first, you needn't worry about your little "pumpkins", Professor Utonium. I know the perfect recipe for... POWERPUFF PUMPKIN PIE! [laughs diabolically]

Mojo Jojo

[gasping] Look! [news everywhere say "BEAT-ALLS ARE OVER."] Here! There! EVERYWHERE! I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, a feeling I can't hide! Oh, no!

Mojo

You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! SHUT UP!!

Mojo Jojo

[after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!

Mojo Jojo

...My latest, greatest, most brilliant plan ever...

Mojo Jojo

Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!

Mojo Jojo

[In a low, slow voice] Cuuuuuuurseeeeeees!

Mojo

Oh yes! [laughs] Now I have the power for one gigantic worldwide blast, to change the whole world into dogs! Then I, Mojo Jojo, will be the true master of the world! When all the world is dogs, their master will be MEEEEEE!!!!

Blossom

Not so fast!

Buttercup

Mojo!

Bubbles

Jojo!

Mojo

Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say "Power-pups"? [they fall to the ground and bark angrily at him; laughs] You're no threat now. [kicks them] Yes! I do not find you threatening, Powerpuff pooches. Okay, good doggies. I've got lots of work to do controlling the world. Now stay! [laughs again]

Blossom

Not so fast...

Buttercup

Mojo...

Bubbles

Jojo!

Mojo Jojo

Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?

[To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [Effeminate voice] Him!

Mojo Jojo

Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?

[Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!

Mojo Jojo

The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?

WHAT?! How did you know?!

Mojo Jojo

The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.

Well, put him on!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

[Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!

This is an outrage!

Mojo Jojo

You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]

[demonic voice] We should complain!

Mojo Jojo

But to whom?