The Powerpuff Girls · 276 quotesHHim
[effeminate] Poor, ususpecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that lurks above your heads. And so, with a flick of my wrist and a twirl of my claw, I'll get rid of those Girls once and [demonic] for all!
Lines by Him 2
[After the girls solve the second riddle]
HHim
[effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!
S4 E4 Super Friends
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Scenes with Him 32
[Bubbles cries in the Girls' bedroom while her sisters fight]
Oh, I don't like arguing. Why can’t we all just get along, instead of fighting and arguing?
HOHim/Octi
[in a soft, hypnotic tone] Bubbles... Bubbles...
[looking around] Huh? Who said that?
HOHim/Octi
Bubbles…
[Bubbles turns to look at her toy octopus, wiping her eyes]
Octi?
HOHim/Octi
Yes, Bubbles. I can talk, and I heard what you were saying about your sisters. You're right, Bubbles. It's wrong for them to fight.
You are talking!
HOHim/Octi
Yes, Bubbles. Come closer so I can tell you more...
[from outside] Don't tell me what to do!
Just listen to me next time!
HOHim/Octi
[makes the door close] Let's not listen to that anymore. Listen - in my opinion, Blossom is being far too bossy for her own good. [we see Him in his room, pacing back and forth and speaking into a microphone] In fact, I think that Buttercup should be in charge. [glancing at the viewer with a grin] Yeah, that's it. Bubbles, you should talk to Buttercup and tell her that she should be running the show...
[shuddering] Oh, what did I tell you about Him? Evil. Evil, pure and simple!
Oh Octi, now they're fighting more than ever. I'm so confused! [sobs] Octi, tell me what to do. [gets no response] Octi? Why don't you say something?
HOHim/Octi
[effeminate] Stupid little girl!
Huh?
[Octi glows red and starts growing bigger until he fills the room]
HOHim/Octi
They're fighting because of you! Because you believe your toys can really talk, and you actually do what they tell you to do.
I know that voice. You're... HIM!
HOHim/Octi
Very good, I'm flattered! But thank you, Bubbles - thank you helping me break up the Powerpuff Girls once and for all! Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and [demonic] DESTROY THE WORLD!
[Blossom and Buttercup put aside their differences to save Bubbles]
HOHim/Octi
[demonic, outraged] WHAT?! BLOSSOM AND BUTTERCUP?! BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING EACH OTHER!
Some things are just more important. Right, Buttercup?
Right!
[giggles]
HOHim/Octi
[bursting into flames] NO! [effeminate] No, NO!
[His giant Octi form explodes, and he fades into flames with a defeated sigh]
HHim
[To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [Effeminate voice] Him!
Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?
HHim
[Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
HHim
WHAT?! How did you know?!
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
HHim
Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
[Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
HHim
This is an outrage!
You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
HHim
[demonic voice] We should complain!
But to whom?
Hello?
HHim
[demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage (message)?
HHim
[effeminate voice] Do you know when he'll be back?
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
HHim
[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Uh, we were wondering-
HHim
How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
HHim
No, not today. Why do you ask?
No reason, just wondering.
HHim
This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
So, you haven't been...?
HHim
Nope!
Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
HHim
I guess you will.
Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly away]
HHim
Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...
[Cut to Mojo's base]
[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]
HHim
[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!
Yes, sir! What is it?
HHim
[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
HHim
What?! How did you know?
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
HHim
Well, put him on!
BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
HHim
This is an outrage!
You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]
HHim
We should complain!
But to whom?
[Cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]
[answers the phone] Hello?
HHim
I demand to speak with the Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
HHim
Do you know when he'll be back?
Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.
HHim
Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Uh, this is Billy.
HHim
Billy who?
Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in]
HHim
[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!
[He nervously sneaks past the fighting villains and heads for the phone. Back at the Girls' house, they are sleeping at night when the hotline buzzes]
Hello?
Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.
[The hotline buzzes again. Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy it]
GGirls
Goodnight, Professor.
So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?
Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]
HHim
[effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!
HHim
[effeminate] "Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you!" [demonic] Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls, POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] miserable little brats? [squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? [squeaks his ducky again] Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. What a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those Girls... [demonic] FOREVER!!!
[Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]
Come on, you guys, get up and fight!
Buttercup, what are you doing?! We can't hurt the ones we love!
Those people aren't our loved ones; our loved ones would never want to hurt us!
BBBlossom, Bubbles
[getting the point] Hey... yeah!
[points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!
HHim
[giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...
Which means...
Let's get 'em!
HHim
[frowns] Uh-oh.
[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]
Don't ever make us have to do that again!
Or it will be your last!
[The camera pans across the ground to show the aftermath of the fight with the brainwashed townsfolk]
HHim
[effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be baaaack! [laughs evilly and leaves]
HHim
[on TV, effeminate] And so, with the party crashed and their presents crushed, the Powerpuff Girls have finally been defeated.
"Defeated"? What are you talking about?!
You gave everyone candy!
Uh, everyone loves candy!
HHim
Oh, simpleminded mortals. You must plan for the future! What is candy today becomes cavities tomorrow!
Just admit it. You lost!
You destroyed no one!
Yeah!
HHim
Why destroy when I can torture with tooth decay? [laughs]
Oh, brother.
What a sore loser.
[changing the channel] What else is on?
S2 E3 Birthday Bash/Too Pooped to Puff
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HHim
[laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
I know that voice!
HHim
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Look!
HHim
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
No!
HHim
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
HHim
[effeminate] Are you finished?
No, but you are!
Don't you know you can never beat us?!
HHim
Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
HHim
The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
Wh-what have we done!?
HHim
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
NO! NO! NO!
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
S2 E12 The Rowdyruff Boys
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HHim
[effeminate] Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
You lie! Don't believe him, girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
HHim
[effeminate] Are you finished?
No, but you are!
Don't you know? You can never beat us.
HHim
[effeminate] Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But, girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [reveals himself as his larger, more terrifying and monstrous future version known as Future Him by transforming]
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, [demonic] because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
FTFuture Townspeople
Powerpuff Girls.
FMFuture Man
You did this.
FTFuture Townspeople
You did this.
No!
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
FTFuture Townspeople
Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chant] Your fault.
What have we done?!
[Future Him laughs demonically]
FTFuture Townspeople
[still chant] Your fault.
No. No! NO!!!
WHY?!? [begins to cry]
[The Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds and scream, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]
S2 E12 The Rowdyruff Boys
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DDentist
[after working on Mojo's teeth] Okay, Mr. Jojo, you're all done, and since you've been such a good boy, here's a lollipop.
[Mojo, his cheeks swollen, walks out of the examination room, clutching a lollipop]
[stops] Huh?
[Mojo sees the Gangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him in the waiting room with their faces swollen and needing dental care]
[lisping] What happened to you guys?! No, don't tell me. Buttercup?! I bet you were just sitting at home, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, bam, pow, crack! Buttercup bursts in, and starts beating your face, knocks out as many teeth that she can, and then takes off with them!
[the other villains groan in pain and agreement]
[lisping] This is an outrage!
GGGangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him
Huh?
[lisping] AN OUTRAGE! AN OUTRAGE!!! Something must be done!
S3 E13 Helter Shelter
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[Mojo fires laser beams from his robot, Him fires with his energy beam from his mouth, and Princess fires her blaster rays from her hands, hitting the girls. Fuzzy throws a rock on them. They are stunned]
HHim
[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?
Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!
I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?!
HHim
[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!
No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!
["A Hard Day's Night" is heard as their faces are half-hidden in shadow a la the Beatles album]
S3 E13 Helter Shelter
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