[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
Brick[grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Why, yes, I am your father, children!
RBRowdyruff Boys
WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!
Brick
Brick!
Brick
We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
RBThe Rowdyruff Boys
Yeah!
Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
RBThe Rowdyruff Boys
Yeah!
Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
RBThe Rowdyruff Boys
Let's get 'em!
[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]
Brick
[Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Brick
Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
[Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
[Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
[Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
Brick
SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Brick
You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
Brick
And me, Brick!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
Brick
[annoyed] Pay attention!
[giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
[trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
... That doesn't even make sense.
I know you are, but what am I?!
Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
[snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!
Brick
I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, “Hey, stop punching me in the face.” You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer.]
[Brick and Butch laugh; Bubbles gets teary-eyed]
Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.
Brick
Nah, I'm sick of that game.
[The Girls trick the Rowdyruff Boys into stealing and destroying the weapons Princess shared with them during their brief truce; the Boys are helpless with laughter from the fun they had]
Brick
It hurts to laugh!
Dude... I can't bre... I can't breathe!
[chuckling] Well, Girls, the plan worked. We outwitted the dimwits once again.
[Obviously not getting it, Princess starts lecturing the Girls like a crazed sports coach]
WHAT WAS THAT?! I cannot believe what just happened! I mean, seriously, what a pathetic display of substandard superheroism! I mean, it wasn't like I bragged about you guys before, but you really STUNK!
[The Girls look slightly puzzled]
Where to begin?! I mean, that wasn't teamwork, I don't know what that WAS! Your complete lack of hand-eye coordination - they were landing right in front of you, and you couldn't even hit them! You practically rolled over and handed them the weapons! That is not Powerpuff material, Girls! I am very disappointed and concerned for the future of this team! Obviously, you lack the leadership skills to be a successful superhero team, so I will be filling the position of leader from now on! You guys have been riding on your reps way too long! Today was pitiful!
[As she goes on, the Boys continue laughing, while the Girls trade smiles and fly away]
And then you just stood there on the sidelines like losers! Losers! "Oh, yes, we're the Powerpuff Girls! We can do anything!" You can't even shoot straight! I give you everything you could possibly need to beat these guys, and you just sit there and [makes whiny noises] "I didn't hit them! I didn't hit them!" WELL, TRY AND HIT YOUR BARN, YOU IDIOTS!
Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?
[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of the Girls at the mall]
TBTeen Bubbles
Oh, my gosh! Check it out. She is, like, so wrong in those pants. [blows a bubble from gum]
TBTeen Blossom
Like, yeah, girlfriend. [her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme; she drinks a soda as she answers] Hello? [indistinct talking on the other end] Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about you! Where are you?
TBTeen Buttercup
[talking into her own cell phone] Over here.
TBTeen Blossom
Oh... hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?
TBTeen Buttercup
I dunno. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. [sighs] If they only had, like, candy-flavoured salad or something.
[She notices something and gasps. Cut back to the present, where the Girls are looking uneasy]
And then we discovered boys...
[Cut back to the teens]
TBTeen Buttercup
Blossom, look!
[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]
TBTeen Butch
[reading a magazine] Wow...
TBTeen Bubbles
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec--
TBTeen Blossom
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!
[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three Girls are positively smitten]
TBTeen Bubbles
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.
TBTeen Blossom and Teen Buttercup
[smiling wickedly] I know!
[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]
TBTeen Boomer
So... wassup?
TBTeen Bubbles
Oh, um... you know... hangin' out. What's up with you?
TBTeen Boomer
You know... hangin' out.
TBTeen Bubbles
[laughing] For sure.
[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]
TBTeen Butch
So wassup, ladies?
TBTeen Brick
You goin' to Todd's tonight?
TBTeen Blossom
Um... I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class.
[Brick looks confused]
TBTeen Blossom
What are you doing?
TBTeen Brick
Uh... going to Todd's.
TBTeen Blossom
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.
TBTeen Buttercup
So what are you driving now?
[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]
TBTeen Butch
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?
TBTeen Buttercup
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.
TBTeen Butch
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.
TBTeen Buttercup
Oh, cool! I love that game.
[Butch looks confused]
TBTeen Buttercup
How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?
TBTeen Blossom
Sure. What floor?
[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Cut back to the present]
Yeah. Let's remember something else.
[effeminate] I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!
Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!
Brick
[scratching his head mockingly] Yeah...I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that? [The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]
I'm sorry, Mojo, but your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!
Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!
[laughs, effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!
[losing his temper] Those boys were created to do pure evil! Which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!
[effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!!
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