Brian Larsen quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.

Sugar...spice...and everything nice. Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. [[an electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it becomes mush] Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... [it's dumped out] ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.

Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.

Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!

[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.

Uh, just let me ask a few questions.

Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!

Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.

Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.

Sorry. No interviews!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!

Yeah, but wait, I just want to...

Fuzzy

NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]

Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...

Mojo Jojo

[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.

[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.

Mojo

Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!

Blossom

What are you gonna do with him?

Mojo

Mmm...I might drop him.

Bubbles

You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]

Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!

Buttercup

Hey, look! We're on camera!

Bubbles

Hi, Professor!

[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!