Princess Morbucks quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

I'll need some milk money for my first day of new school. [her dad gives her a fat handful of cash] I suppose this will do.

Well this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! [Slams the door open] And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me!

Ha! We'll show them! And I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!

[To the Girls] Santa realized that I'm the only truly nice kid in the world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want! So now every kid in the world gets coal. And *I* get what I've always deserved! To be a Powerpuff Girl! [Zaps the Girls, who scream and fall into snow]

Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [Throws a piece of coal]

Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep that stupid list?

[Referring to Santa] Who does that blimp think he is denying me presents?! Ohh!

[on the phone] Now look, monkey-butt, it's real simple! Take your cheap, good-for-nothing, lazy soy latte, honey, and leap out a high window, 'cause you're breathing my air and YOU ARE FIRED! UGH! [hangs up] Man, my mom can be such a pain in the butt.

I'm Princess, and my Daddy buys me anything I want! AND I WANNA BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!

Blossom

Well, I'm sorry, but you can't.

Bubbles

We were born with superpowers.

Buttercup

You can't just buy superpowers.

Oh, yeah? Tell that to Batman!

POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!

Bubbles

Looks like she went shopping this morning...

All I ever wanted was for everyone to instantly love me as much as they love you! But no! You turned everyone against me! You humiliated me! You told me I could never be a Powerpuff Girl! Well, if I can't be a Powerpuff Girl, THEN THERE WON'T BE ANY POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [powers up her gloves with crackling energy]

[timidly] Err, Princess? The Girls already know this rule, but you're new, so I'll let you know - I don't allow fighting in the classroom.

Oh. I'm sorry. We'll take it outside! [blasts the Girls through a wall into the playground] So, who says money can't buy superpowers?

[crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?

Blossom

Because you're just a spoiled brat. [puts Princess down] And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff".

[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?

Mojo Jojo

Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!

I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?!

[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!

Mojo Jojo

No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!

So tell us again why we're only stealing toilet paper, light bulbs, milk, flour, and eggs.

Mojo Jojo

Well, Moko's idea is that stealing items that are all white isn't against the law. So it's okay to take them.

Huh?

Mojo Jojo

It's all right 'cause they're all white!

[effeminate] Mojo! Mojo! [demonic] MOJO!

Mojo Jojo

WHAT?!

[effeminate] I STILL DON'T GET IT!

Mojo Jojo

THE LOUDER YOU YELL, THE MORE PAIN IT CAUSES THE LISTENER! AND THEIR PAIN IS OUR PLEASURE!

[demonic] UGH! MOJO, YOU'RE A PAIN!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!

WE QUIT!

Mojo Jojo

WHAT?!

WE QUIT!

Mojo Jojo

GOOD, GOOD! BUT EVEN LOUDER!

Fuzzy Lumpkins

Now what do we do?

[effeminate] Let's get back to where we once belonged.

Bubbles

[To Princess] Duh! You're naughty!

[Gasps] Nuh-uh!

Blossom

Yeah-huh!

Nuh-uh!

Buttercup

Yeah-huh!

NUH-UH!!

Bubbles

YEAH-HUH!

Prove it!

Blossom

You bought the city and legalized crime!

Buttercup

You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!

Bubbles

You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!

Buttercup

You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!

Bubbles

You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!

Blossom

You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!

And your point is?

Blossom

The point, Princess, is that you better behave yourself or all you're ever gonna get for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!

Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! NAAAAAUGHTYYYY?!?!? DRIVER! Do you know what those rotten old Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?

[Coughs] Yes. [Coughs]

Me?! Naughty?! I'm not naughty, am I?!

Well, uh, I'll... oops! Seems my finger has slipped! [Closes the window] Phew! That was close.

[On the phone] WELL?!? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!

KKKKKHHHH! You're-- you're-- you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-- unnel! --Alk-- late--

NO WE'RE NOT!! I'M IN THE CAR, YOU TWIT!!