Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?
[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of the Girls at the mall]
Oh, my gosh! Check it out. She is, like, so wrong in those pants. [blows a bubble from gum]
Like, yeah, girlfriend. [her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme; she drinks a soda as she answers] Hello? [indistinct talking on the other end] Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about you! Where are you?
[talking into her own cell phone] Over here.
Oh... hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?
I dunno. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. [sighs] If they only had, like, candy-flavoured salad or something.
[She notices something and gasps. Cut back to the present, where the Girls are looking uneasy]
And then we discovered boys...
[Cut back to the teens]
Blossom, look!
[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]
[reading a magazine] Wow...
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec--
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!
[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three Girls are positively smitten]
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.
[smiling wickedly] I know!
[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]
So... wassup?
Oh, um... you know... hangin' out. What's up with you?
You know... hangin' out.
[laughing] For sure.
[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]
So wassup, ladies?
You goin' to Todd's tonight?
Um... I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class.
[Brick looks confused]
What are you doing?
Uh... going to Todd's.
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.
So what are you driving now?
[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.
Oh, cool! I love that game.
[Butch looks confused]
How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?
Sure. What floor?
[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Cut back to the present]
Boy, were we dumb.
Yeah. Let's remember something else.
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