The Powerpuff Girls Season 6 quotes

You mean "we can blow things up and stuff?

MMmm hmmm

Anything?

Anything.

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[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]

Splendidly evil, isn't it?

Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!

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Those jerks! It's not like how they say, I'm just doing my job! I'm just...Oh, Who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess. I need to change and I don't even know where to start.

MMonk

At the beginning, Grasshopper.

What the? Who? I'm not a grasshopper!

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[after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!

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In the stomach or in the face?

How about a third type of opinion?

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In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an F! Which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a Z, since that is the final letter in the alphabet which starts with A and ends with Z. But instead, the letter given for those who do most poorly is an F, seeing as it goes A, B, C, D, F, with the inexplicable skipping of E! Nonetheless, after that pathetic display, all of you would get an F, symbolizing failure for your poor use of English!

PPhilippe

Pardon, monsieur, but all you did was ask of us our names, and that is what we answered with.

Yes, and that is wrong, because it is boring and uninteresting and thoroughly bringing me about to a state of unconsciousness! From those simple, pathetic names, I learn nothing! I am here to teach you proper English, and with that you are to learn proper descriptive and defining skills!

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Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant of answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt! Furthermore--

BBBlossom and Buttercup

Bubbles!

Sorry.

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This is going well.

Do you think Mojo is really learning his lesson?

Oh, I think he's learning quite a bit.

TDTalking Dog

The Easter Bunny hides...?

Eggs... (Shakes uneasily trying to control himself... until he's unable to contain his rambling) ...Which are generally regular eggs which have been boiled in the hottest of water and then decorated in a vinegar-based dye by placing― (Buttercup punches him) Ow!

Keep it brief, buddy!

Eggs.

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[Professor Utonium has been attempting to bake cakes for a Surprise Party for the Powerpuff Girls' Birthday, with the girl's faces drawn on them in frosting. However, it's clear the first attempt at drawing with frosting has gone wrong.]

PProfessor

I knew this would happen! My first attempts always turn out to be disasters!

[At the same time Bubbles flies outside the laboratory door, and accidentally overhears the Professor. Concerned, she listens.]

PProfessor

Blossom is all crusty, Buttercup is hardly perfect, and Bubbles? Ugh! Just horrible! I should probably just make three new ones. I mean, there’s no way they could ever be good enough.

[Bubbles' eyes fill to the brim with tears. Without the context behind his statement, she assumes he's not talking about cakes, but the Girls themselves.]

[In their bedroom, Blossom and Buttercup are having a fun time playing with their toys. Right on cue, the door slams open, startling Blossom and Buttercup. They look as Bubbles screeches...]

(Completely Hysterical and Devastated) HE'S MAKING NEW POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!! [she bawls so hard she can't get a coherent sentence out] THE PROFE-HE SAID BUBBLES-HORRIBLE-AND AND AND DISASTER AND CRUSTY AND MAKING NEW...

[Buttercup slaps her once, trying to knock her back to her senses. It works]

Bubbles, get a grip!

[Bubbles calms down, although she's still quietly crying. Blossom tries to reassure her by calmly working out the situation.]

Now start over. What exactly did the professor say?

I'm trying to tell you! He doesn't want us anymore!

[Beat. Blossom and Buttercup smile, not worried, believing Bubbles didn't hear him correctly.]

(shakes her head) That’s crazy!

Have you been eating your crayons again?

I heard it with my own ears.

[Back in the Lab, the Professor is still harshly criticizing his work.]

PProfessor

Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t decorate cakes. The surprise party will be ruined! Oh, gosh, they’re so ugly. I knew adding that extra ingredient to the concoction was a mistake. If I’d just stuck to the original recipe of sugar and spices… (Sigh.) …well, this time I’m getting it right. This time they’ll really be perfect!

[Little does the Professor know, the girls had been eavesdropping on him, trying to prove that Bubbles was wrong. However, after overhearing and misinterpreting the professor's words, all three look crushed. They believe Bubbles was correct about them being replaced.]

[A little while later, we cut back to the girls room. Sobbing can be heard. Blossom is inconsolable, along with Bubbles, both crying. Buttercup has a look of pure anger on her face, feeling completely betrayed]

(in tears) Bubbles was right. He is making new girls!

(in tears) Why doesn't he love us anymore?

[Buttercup tries desperately to not become sad, continuing to scowl. But her shaky voice shows she's losing her composure]

(voice breaking) You heard him. He doesn't think we're perfect anymore!

[Buttercup quietly wipes away a tear in her eyes.]

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[effeminate] I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!

Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!

[scratching his head mockingly] Yeah...I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that? [The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]

I'm sorry, Mojo, but your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!

Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!

[laughs, effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!

[losing his temper] Those boys were created to do pure evil! Which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!

[effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!!

THAT IS NOT SO!!

[effeminate] Is so!

Is not so!

Is so!

Is not!

Is so!

Is not!

Is so!

Is not!

[demonic] IS SO!

IS NOT!

IS SO!

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Behold! The TRCP-800.

Boomer

You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?

[gives Boomer an exasperated look] No, dum-dum. [Brick hits Boomer] "The Remote-Control Pickle"!

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[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]

[effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?

Evil? How about STUPID?! Yes! Thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after SIX SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!

[Him turns the sun back to normal]

No! You are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!

[effeminate] Is not so!

Is so!

Not so!

Is so!

Not so!

Is so!

Not so!

IS SO!

[demonic] NOT SO!

RBRowdyruff Boys

[after watching them with increasing annoyance] SHUT UP!!!

We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whatever-er! There's only one evil thing we care about - and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!

RBRowdyruff Boys

[high-fiving each other] Yeah!

Let's go!

[The boys fly towards Townsville as Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]

My...that's the evilest thing I can imagine.

[sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.

MJMojo Jojo and Him

[to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!

[The two villains put an arm around each other]

Narrator

And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to...the Rowdyruff Boys!

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[After the Gangreen Gang collect the Egyptian artefacts for her, Sedusa sprouts snakes for hair and grows to a gigantic size]

Sedusa! That explains everything!

And she's got snakes for hair!

Asps! Very dangerous.

[The Gang rush past the Girls and bow at Sedusa's feet]

Huh! Typical guys. See some curves, turn into gibbering idiots. [her sisters stare at her for a moment] NOT LIKE I CARE!

[The Gang beg Sedusa for their promised reward]

Sedusa

[smiling] Oh, my sweet boys... [nastily] you PATHETIC FOOLS! You served your purpose, now SCRAM!

Ace

[shocked] But... mommy loves us. She loves us!

Sedusa

Ha! You're nothing to me. I used you like the losers you are. I never loved you. I got what I wanted, now I'm gone, baby! AND SO ARE YOU!

[She kicks them away, sending them falling into a mud puddle in the dump]

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[As Sedusa rampages across Townsville]