The city of Towns- [in the girls' room, they stare morosely at another lake in their bed] ...oh, come on! I've heard of toilet humor, but this is ridiculous!
GGirls
[weakly] I didn't do it...
You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! SHUT UP!!
[on the phone] Now look, monkey-butt, it's real simple! Take your cheap, good-for-nothing, lazy soy latte, honey, and leap out a high window, 'cause you're breathing my air and YOU ARE FIRED! UGH! [hangs up] Man, my mom can be such a pain in the butt.
[The Girls trick the Rowdyruff Boys into stealing and destroying the weapons Princess shared with them during their brief truce; the Boys are helpless with laughter from the fun they had]
It hurts to laugh!
I...I...can't move!
Dude... I can't bre... I can't breathe!
[chuckling] Well, Girls, the plan worked. We outwitted the dimwits once again.
Silly boys.
[Obviously not getting it, Princess starts lecturing the Girls like a crazed sports coach]
WHAT WAS THAT?! I cannot believe what just happened! I mean, seriously, what a pathetic display of substandard superheroism! I mean, it wasn't like I bragged about you guys before, but you really STUNK!
[The Girls look slightly puzzled]
Where to begin?! I mean, that wasn't teamwork, I don't know what that WAS! Your complete lack of hand-eye coordination - they were landing right in front of you, and you couldn't even hit them! You practically rolled over and handed them the weapons! That is not Powerpuff material, Girls! I am very disappointed and concerned for the future of this team! Obviously, you lack the leadership skills to be a successful superhero team, so I will be filling the position of leader from now on! You guys have been riding on your reps way too long! Today was pitiful!
[As she goes on, the Boys continue laughing, while the Girls trade smiles and fly away]
And then you just stood there on the sidelines like losers! Losers! "Oh, yes, we're the Powerpuff Girls! We can do anything!" You can't even shoot straight! I give you everything you could possibly need to beat these guys, and you just sit there and [makes whiny noises] "I didn't hit them! I didn't hit them!" WELL, TRY AND HIT YOUR BARN, YOU IDIOTS!
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