[An interview with an irritated man on the Powerpuff Girls]
DSDon Shank
Yeah. I worked with them. They're about this big. [note: he is a real life animator on the show]
S5 E14A Documentary/Girls Gone Mild
[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.
[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]
Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!
What are you gonna do with him?
Mmm...I might drop him.
You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!
[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]
Hey, look! We're on camera!
Hi, Professor!
[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!
S5 E15Curses/Bang for Your Buck
[Bubbles has accidentally heard the Professor yell out a curse word after accidentally burning himself. As Blossom continues reading and Buttercup waits impatiently with another block in hand, Bubbles floats along the balcony to the doorway. A blank expression has not changed.]
Hey, Bubbles. What’s for dinner?
Hey, Bubbles... Bubbles? [Bubbles floats across the room, paying no heed, and stops near Buttercup and the tower of blocks]
Hello? Earth to Bubbles! Dinner? [cut to the coloring book on the floor. Octi hangs into view from above, still held by Bubbles; from offscreen] Bubbles? Bubbles! [Octi is dropped] Oh, I give up.
[The owner of said octopus descends into view and picks up a crayon to start in on her coloring again. She seems rather distracted, however, and the crayon breaks in her hand. Cut to her sisters; she rises from the ground. The curse word is censored by sound effects of Buttercup's block tower collapsing]
[suddenly angry] Stupid [CENSORED] crayon! [this outburst has drawn the attention of the other two in a hurry] That was my favorite color!
[Buttercup lets a block slip from her grasp, while Blossom forgets about her book altogether. Now Bubbles settles happily down to her work as her sisters approach during the next line.]
Well, I guess my unicorn will have to be pink.
What was that you said?
Where did you learn that word?
The Professor. I think it’s pretty.
Yeah. I don’t know what it means, but it sounds cool.
It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? It’s gotta be an adjective. That’s used to lend emphasis to words, like “great” or “fantastic.” [cut to her sisters; she continues offscreen] I’m guessing it can be used for good and bad things. [Bubbles and Buttercup smile at each other; back to her] Like, you can say “great,” “super-great,” or ”[CENSORED] great.” [more cat yowling from outside, mixed with a dog barking, which censor the word]
Kitty?
[CENSORED] cool!
BBBubbles & Buttercup
[CENSORED], that makes sense.
[CENSORED] trust me. I know what I’m [CENSORED] talking about.
I [CENSORED] love it!
I wanna [CENSORED] try it! Hey, I [CENSORED] did it!
GGirls
[in an instant, they are circling the ceiling light fixture, the whooshing of them flying censoring out their language] We love [CENSORED]! It’s such a great word! We love [CENSORED]! It’s such a great word! [jumping on bed, the springing censoring out their language] We love [CENSORED]! We love [CENSORED]! [they collapse on the mattress in a giggling heap, having no idea of how vulgar they just were]
[After the Girls defeat the toilet-headed monster by stuffing a truck full of soap into his mouth]
That should be a lesson to you, Mr. Monster, that certain words are inappropriate.
Especially for nice girls like us.
[points aside] Now you get a time-out to think about what you've done.
[The monster follows her directions to a patch of land in front of some buildings resembling a corner, grumbling half-heartedly]
Less talking, more [CENSORED] thinking!
[In the end shot, Buttercup is shown sulking, her mouth washed out with soap again]
And "soap" once again the day is saved, thanks to the Pottymou-- err, I mean the Powerpuff Girls!
S5 E16Silent Treatment/Sweet 'n' Sour
Look! The bank's being held up by little baby animals! Isn't that sweet?
Watch out, they could be dangerous. I'll take of this! [Flies over to The Fluffy Bunch]
Wait! Buttercup! [Buttercup grabs Cuddly Bunny's arm as she shakes in fear]
Hey! Where do you think you're going with Townsville's money?
Ow! You hurt me! [Puppy Wuppy and Fluffy Kitty cower in fear]
Please! Have mercy!
1Lady 1
Oh poor things!
M1Man 1
Did you see how she almost tore off his arm?
BMBank Manager
I've never seen such unnecessary brutality in my life!
I'm sorry. They have to learn their lesson. [they take the Fluffy Bunch into the air as the other people boo]
[to Buttercup] Listen hear, you bug eyed creeps! We won't last one minute in that jail!
[to Bubbles] Yeah. Not with our... cute little faces.
FKFluffy Kitty
[to Blossom] Yeah! So, why won't you do us all a favor and let us go now?
No way! [the girls land near the Townsville Police Station]
[to the policeman] Here are the convicts we told you about.
PPoliceman
Hey there, little guys. This is a prison, not a pet shop. What am I supposed to do with them? [The Fluffy Bunch whimper and purr sadly and the policeman picks them up] Aw, come here, you little... [Laughs] Oh.
What a week. We sure have Townsville fooled.
Yeah. We stolen just about everything in sight.
FKFluffy Kitty
I feel ya, though. I can't wait to get out of this place. All the hugging and cuddling and cute talking... is driving me crazy!
Don't worry. We'll be outta here in no time. [they see a new bank] Whoa! Look! A new bank! Let's hit it!
[They burst in and see children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
LGLittle Girl
Look! Cute fuzzy animals! Let's hug 'em!
[The children charge toward The Fluffy Bunch, who scream as they get crushed by the children]
Ooh. Ow. Yow! Cut it out! Stop! Yow! That's hurt! OW!
OW OW OW. OOH No. OW. Watch the ears! My toe! Ow.
FKFluffy Kitty
Ugh. Ow. Ugh. Aah! Meow. Ugh Ooh. Uh!
[Children run outside carrying The Fluffy Bunch]
FKFluffy Kitty
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
[The walls of the National Bank fall down revealing Pokey Oaks Kindergarten in disguise]
CPChildren of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten
Yay!
FBThe Fluffy Bunch
[in unison] PLEASE HELP US! HELP!
Well, do you think that was enough punishment for their crimes?
Definitely.
Well, you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, love 'em." [they laugh]
S6 E1Prime Mates/Coupe D'Etat
And so for the only time, the day is saved—thanks to the mopey, Mopey Popo!
MPMopey Popo
Eat my jerky.
S6 E2Custody Battle
You mean "we can blow things up and stuff?
MMmm hmmm
Anything?
Anything.
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
HHim
Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
Those jerks! It's not like how they say, I'm just doing my job! I'm just...Oh, Who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess. I need to change and I don't even know where to start.
MMonk
At the beginning, Grasshopper.
What the? Who? I'm not a grasshopper!
S6 E4Simian Says
[after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!
In the stomach or in the face?
How about a third type of opinion?
In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an F! Which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a Z, since that is the final letter in the alphabet which starts with A and ends with Z. But instead, the letter given for those who do most poorly is an F, seeing as it goes A, B, C, D, F, with the inexplicable skipping of E! Nonetheless, after that pathetic display, all of you would get an F, symbolizing failure for your poor use of English!
PPhilippe
Pardon, monsieur, but all you did was ask of us our names, and that is what we answered with.
Yes, and that is wrong, because it is boring and uninteresting and thoroughly bringing me about to a state of unconsciousness! From those simple, pathetic names, I learn nothing! I am here to teach you proper English, and with that you are to learn proper descriptive and defining skills!
Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant of answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt! Furthermore--
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Bubbles!
Sorry.
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