Boomer quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Boomer

I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Mojo Jojo

Ah, my children!

Brick

[grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!

Mojo Jojo

Why, yes, I am your father, children!

Boomer

Hey! We ain't no babies!

WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!

Boomer

Boomer!

Brick

Brick!

Butch!

Brick

We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!

Mojo Jojo

Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!

Yeah!

Mojo Jojo

Butts planted in the soil of nobility!

Yeah!

Mojo Jojo

Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!

Let's get 'em!

Brick

Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!

Boomer

Yeah!

Blossom

What are you guys, new?

Bubbles

Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!

Buttercup

And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!

Brick

[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...

Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!

Boomer

[laughs] Yeah, dude!

Brick

[snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!!!

Blossom

The Rowdyruff Boys?!

Buttercup

But that's impossible!

Bubbles

We blew you guys up!

Brick

[Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!

Brick

Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!

Blossom

[Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)

Bubbles

[Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?

Buttercup

[Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?

Brick

SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!

Blossom

"STUPID"?!

Buttercup

"WIMPY"?!

Bubbles

"LAME-O"?!

Brick

You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!

Butch!

Boomer

Boomer!

Brick

And me, Brick!

Brick

[annoyed] Pay attention!

Bubbles

[giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?

Boomer

[trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!

Blossom

... That doesn't even make sense.

Boomer

I know you are, but what am I?!

Buttercup

Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!

[snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!

Brick

Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!

Boomer

Stronger!

And tougher!

Brick

You calling us STUPID?!

Boomer

We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

Brick

[he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!

Boomer

Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!

Brick

Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!

Boomer

Well you said the same thing!

Brick

Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

Bubbles

What are we going to do?

Bubbles

Well, how do I look?

Boomer

[Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!

Blossom

Need we say more?

Brick

It hurts to laugh!

I...I...can't move!

Boomer

Dude... I can't bre... I can't breathe!

Blossom

[chuckling] Well, Girls, the plan worked. We outwitted the dimwits once again.

Bubbles

Silly boys.

WHAT WAS THAT?! I cannot believe what just happened! I mean, seriously, what a pathetic display of substandard superheroism! I mean, it wasn't like I bragged about you guys before, but you really STUNK!

Where to begin?! I mean, that wasn't teamwork, I don't know what that WAS! Your complete lack of hand-eye coordination - they were landing right in front of you, and you couldn't even hit them! You practically rolled over and handed them the weapons! That is not Powerpuff material, Girls! I am very disappointed and concerned for the future of this team! Obviously, you lack the leadership skills to be a successful superhero team, so I will be filling the position of leader from now on! You guys have been riding on your reps way too long! Today was pitiful!

And then you just stood there on the sidelines like losers! Losers! "Oh, yes, we're the Powerpuff Girls! We can do anything!" You can't even shoot straight! I give you everything you could possibly need to beat these guys, and you just sit there and [makes whiny noises] "I didn't hit them! I didn't hit them!" WELL, TRY AND HIT YOUR BARN, YOU IDIOTS!

Buttercup

Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?

Oh, my gosh! Check it out. She is, like, so wrong in those pants. [blows a bubble from gum]

Like, yeah, girlfriend. [her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme; she drinks a soda as she answers] Hello? [indistinct talking on the other end] Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about you! Where are you?

[talking into her own cell phone] Over here.

Oh... hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?

I dunno. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. [sighs] If they only had, like, candy-flavoured salad or something.

Buttercup

And then we discovered boys...

Blossom, look!

[reading a magazine] Wow...

[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec--

[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!

[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

[smiling wickedly] I know!

So... wassup?

Oh, um... you know... hangin' out. What's up with you?

You know... hangin' out.

[laughing] For sure.

So wassup, ladies?

You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Um... I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class.

What are you doing?

Uh... going to Todd's.

[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.

So what are you driving now?

Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?

Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.

Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Oh, cool! I love that game.

How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Sure. What floor?

Buttercup

Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom

Yeah. Let's remember something else.

Mojo Jojo

Behold! The TRCP-800.

Boomer

You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?

Mojo Jojo

[gives Boomer an exasperated look] No, dum-dum. [Brick hits Boomer] "The Remote-Control Pickle"!