I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.
“A Documentary/Girls Gone Mild” · Season 5, Episode 14
In this episode: Brian Larsen (6), Mojo Jojo (2), Blossom (1), Bubbles (1), Buttercup (1), Princess Morbucks (1), Mayor (1), Fuzzy Lumpkins (1)
Sugar...spice...and everything nice. Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. [[an electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it becomes mush] Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... [it's dumped out] ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.
[A school bus is stuck to the side of a building]
Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.
Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?
[Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway]
Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!
[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.
Uh, just let me ask a few questions.
Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!
Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.
Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.
Sorry. No interviews!
[Cut to The Gangreen Gang who attack him, causing the camera view to shift erratically until he runs. Cut to a forest]
[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!
Yeah, but wait, I just want to...
NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]
[Cut to the observatory]
Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...
[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.
[An interview with an irritated man on the Powerpuff Girls]
DSDon Shank
Yeah. I worked with them. They're about this big. [note: he is a real life animator on the show]
[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.
[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]
Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!
What are you gonna do with him?
Mmm...I might drop him.
You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!
[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]
Hey, look! We're on camera!
Hi, Professor!
[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!
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