Huh?...Hey! You erased my drawing!
[now stands nearby, angry] What are you apologizing for? She shouldn’t draw her stupid pictures on the blacktop if she doesn’t want 'em played on!
I have every right that you do to be here!
Oh, yeah?! Well, I don’t...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
A playground is for playing!
AND DRAWING IS PLAYING, YOU NINNY!
[They start to argue at full voice, and other kids turn to watch, including Blossom]
CChildren
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[As they chant, they gather in a ring around the two squabbling sisters. Blossom, floating behind the group, moves in for a closer look and then pushes her way to the front]
[pushes her sisters away] All right, break it up, break it up! [everyone falls silent] What’s going on here?
[pointing to Buttercup] Well, she started it!
She was the one drawing all over the place!
Shut up!!! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.
Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing...
Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!
Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.
[losing it] NO WAY! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles! You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! [destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomping violently on it with her foot. Bubbles is shocked] That's what I think.
[Bubbles becomes enraged. She growls as she tries to get enough energy to punch Buttercup, but she can't because she is too kind-hearted. For a few seconds desperately tries to hold control of her emotions but loses it. Bubbles bursts into a fit of misery and tears, crying loudly as she flies away to a forest. Blossom watches with a saddened shock.]
[As the chalk monsters attack Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
EVERYONE GET INSIDE! [all the kids run into the classroom. A giant chalk turtle smashes the classroom's roof] EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE!
[The kids run back outside]
[Bubbles uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]
You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!
I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute... little... butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think, girls?
NO! [disappears in a flash of light]
[The monsters turn back into harmless chalk drawings]
Yeah, you rock, Bubbles! [Quickly her emotion fades. She looks down at the ground, remorseful for how she acted earlier] Um...I, uh...um...well, I...
[she hugs Buttercup] That's okay. I forgive you.
[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory.
Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...
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That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!
Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!
No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.
Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?
[Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?
[After the girls solve the first riddle]
[effeminate voice] Congratulations! One down, eight to go. And remember, you must solve these riddles within the time limit. Fail in any aspect and [demonic voice] the Professor will pay!
You tell us where the Professor is, Him!
[effeminate] Ah-ah-ah. You've brought joy to the people for so many years. Now to their eyes, you must bring tears. [demonic] You've got two minutes.
[After the girls solve the second riddle]
[effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!
[After the girls solve the third riddle]
We did it, Him. Now what?
[effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?
Bubbles! Think of the Professor!
[effeminate] You've got one minute!
[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]
[effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.
We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?
But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes; 45 seconds!
[The Girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically took place during the commercial break. Him licks an ice cream]
[effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! You got the right flavor and everything!
Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?
[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]
K2Keane 2
She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!
K1Keane 1
And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!
It’s so apparent! It's obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than... number two! [Bubbles and Buttercup look at Him who is stunned]
[effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we? 25.
[She only filled in the dots to draw a flower]
[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]
Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!
[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]
[effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.
Ah-ah-ah. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.
[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]
[demonic] NO! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!
One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!
[effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme: "Where is boiling and freezing at the same time?" [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds.
Okay, Him - hand over the Professor.
[effeminate] Too late, Girls, you failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]
[demonic] Time to pay... [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.
[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!
[crossly] Here's your money, Him! Your flapjacks are good, but not that good! I'm never eating here again! Come on, Girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant. [storms out]
[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!
[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]
[just as confused] And so... err... hmm... yeah.
