The City of Townsville, and it's a shiny new day, with a shiny new limousine headed for Pokey Oaks Kindergarten. Seems there will be a shiny new face joining the class today!
S2 E1Stuck Up, Up, and Away/Schoolhouse Rocked
I'll need some milk money for my first day of new school. [her dad gives her a fat handful of cash] I suppose this will do.
I'm Princess, and my Daddy buys me anything I want! AND I WANNA BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!
Well, I'm sorry, but you can't.
We were born with superpowers.
You can't just buy superpowers.
Oh, yeah? Tell that to Batman!
[Princess smashes her way into the kindergarten in her upgraded suit]
POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!
Looks like she went shopping this morning...
All I ever wanted was for everyone to instantly love me as much as they love you! But no! You turned everyone against me! You humiliated me! You told me I could never be a Powerpuff Girl! Well, if I can't be a Powerpuff Girl, THEN THERE WON'T BE ANY POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [powers up her gloves with crackling energy]
[timidly] Err, Princess? The Girls already know this rule, but you're new, so I'll let you know - I don't allow fighting in the classroom.
Oh. I'm sorry. We'll take it outside! [blasts the Girls through a wall into the playground] So, who says money can't buy superpowers?
[Blossom uses her ice breath to rid Princess of her superpowered suit, sending her falling, then catches her before she can hit the ground]
[crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?
Because you're just a spoiled brat. [puts Princess down] And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff".
S2 E2Collect Her/Supper Villain
LBLenny Baxter
[offscreen] Help! Help! Save me!
Someone's in trouble!
[The girls fly into Lenny's apartment]
GGirls
Whoa...
[uncomfortable at the sight of Lenny's collection] Oh,...this is creepy...
[uncomfortable] Yeah, Buttercup… creepy.
[excited] Cool!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[offscreen] Bubbles!
Sorry.
LBLenny Baxter
[offscreen] Hello, ladies. [appears at the door] Let me be the first to introduce you to my collection... [close-up of him with red, evil eyes] permanently!
[The girls scream in terror as the camera zooms out of Lenny’s apartment and goes to and into the girls’ house where we see the Professor]
[hears the girls' screams] The girls!
HHarold
Eat your pea, Professor. [the Professor stabs the pea with his fork slowly, trying to stall as long as possible] Eat it! [the Professor chews very slowly for 30 seconds] SWALLOW IT!
[The Professor does so]
MMarianne
Who wants dessert?
[frantically] I do!
HHarold
[annoyed] OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARIANNE!
S2 E3Birthday Bash/Too Pooped to Puff
[The Powerpuff Girls have opened the Amoeba Boys' present]
[expecting praise] Well?
You gave them dolls?!
[holding up needles] Voodoo dolls! Ha ha! Let the torture begin!
You pinheads! You're not supposed to give THEM the dolls! The dolls are what YOU stick the needles in!
[with the needles sticking into himself] So? What's your point?
[Mojo and Princess groan]
Now we'll definitely never destroy those brats!
[dejected] We're sorry...
[on TV, effeminate] And so, with the party crashed and their presents crushed, the Powerpuff Girls have finally been defeated.
"Defeated"? What are you talking about?!
You gave everyone candy!
Uh, everyone loves candy!
Oh, simpleminded mortals. You must plan for the future! What is candy today becomes cavities tomorrow!
Just admit it. You lost!
You destroyed no one!
Yeah!
Why destroy when I can torture with tooth decay? [laughs]
Oh, brother.
What a sore loser.
[changing the channel] What else is on?
S2 E4Dream Scheme/You Snooze, You Lose
A scavenger hunt? How terrible! I don't believe in hunting scavengers.
[with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?
[pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!
[throws the door open] WHAAAAAT?!?
[politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir. Could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?
Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.
[with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!
[Mojo sees the Powerpuff Girls trapped in the machine he planned, with the clueless Amoeba Boys at the control panel]
MY MACHINE!!
JJunior
[playing with the aiming yoke] Duh, hey, look, Boss, I'm drivin'!
[shoves them away] Get out of here! This is my machine! [laughs evilly] Now I've got you, Powerpuff Girls! And it is my plan that will destroy you! And then I will rule the world!
Mojo, you creep!
This is the Amoebas' plan!
Yeah! You're just jealous!
[shocked and confused] No! No! It is mine, I tell you! I came up with the crab! And the laser! And even the chewing gum that holds you!
GGirls
Chewing gum?
Girls! "Chew" thinking what I'm thinking?
BBBubbles, Buttercup
[nodding] Mmm-hmm!
[They chew their way free and fly at Mojo, blowing huge bubbles that burst explosively, knocking him from his seat. They give him a beatdown as per usual, and then turn to the Amoeba Boys]
Well, Amoeba Boys, playing dumb all these years!
When all the while, you were criminal masterminds!
Looks like it's the big house for you!
[going ballistic] But it is I who planned it! I did it, not them! I am the criminal mastermind! I am the evil genius! I smart! They dumb! I am responsible for trying to destroy you!
[smiling] Okay. Then you go to jail.
[triumphantly] That's right!
S2 E5Beat Your Greens/Down 'n' Dirty
[Before being eaten by the Girls]
BLBroccoloid Leader
No! No! Leaf me alone! I don't dessert this!
[After Buttercup finally agrees to be given a bath]
Now, then. See, Buttercup? Don't you feel better now that you're all squeaky clean?
[sulking, wrapped in towels] "Now that you're all squeaky clean?" SHUT UP!! I only took this stupid bath so I could fight monsters again...
You know, Buttercup, you may be clean, but your attitude still stinks.
Ripe you are, Buttercup-- I mean, right you are, Blossom. [laughs]
S2 E6Slave the Day
"The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!
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