Mayor quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

That was so hard to do! [pause] Anyway, time to move on and forget about the past! Gotta make room for the future!

Ooh...What does this button do?

Say, these are all lemon!Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!

Oh, goody!Oops.Uh-oh. [runs under the table]

The Powerpuff Girls grounded?! How can this be?! What kind of crimes will go unpunished?! What evil will befall Townsville?! And... just where the heck is she off to?

Blossom

Hello?

Blossom, it's the Mayor.

Blossom

Oh, hello, Mayor.

Blossom, I need your help right away.

Blossom

Sorry, Mayor, but we're grounded.

Well, you've picked a fine night to be grounded; Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels as we speak. Hey, put those back!

Blossom

Sedusa? Yes, that is quite a coincidence we got grounded. Don't worry, Mayor, we'll catch Sedusa...as soon as she gets home.

[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?

Blossom

Uh, we were wondering-

How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.

Blossom

Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?

No, not today. Why do you ask?

Blossom

No reason, just wondering.

This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.

Blossom

So, you haven't been...?

Nope!

Blossom

Okay, I guess we'll see you later.

I guess you will.

Blossom

Okay, bye, then.

Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...

Mojo

[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]

[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!

Mojo

Yes, sir! What is it?

[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.

Mojo

The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?

What?! How did you know?

Mojo

The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.

Well, put him on!

Fuzzy

BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!

This is an outrage!

Mojo

You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!

Fuzzy

BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]

We should complain!

Mojo

But to whom?

Big Billy

[answers the phone] Hello?

I demand to speak with the Mayor!

Big Billy

He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?

Do you know when he'll be back?

Big Billy

Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.

Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?

Big Billy

Uh, this is Billy.

Billy who?

Big Billy

Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?

[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!

Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!

Blossom

Hello?

Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!

Blossom

[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.

Goodnight, Professor.

So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?

Bubbles?!

Bubbles?!

Bubbles?!

Bubbles?!

Bubbles?!

Mojo Jojo

[in a towel] Bubbles.

Bubbles

[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!

Mojo Jojo

[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--

Buttercup

Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!

Blossom

What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!

Mojo Jojo

You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?

Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!

Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.

MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.

Oh, goody, goody!

Is it done yet?

No.

How about now?

No

Now?

No.

Now it's done right?

No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing,so it's gonna take a while.Why don't you just wait over there,and I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Oh...Ok.

Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!

Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]

Ooh! Another shiny button!

Help!

Huh?

Ooh!

Mayor? He's being too quiet.

Mayor? What are you DOING?!

[humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.

No! Mayor, stop!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?

Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.

Wowie zowie.

Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child,not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr.Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.

Wah! Don't say that!

Wah! [Runs off]

[looks at his Jigglypuff watch] Confound it! Where can those blasted girls be?! [high-beam headlights play over the two of them] Oh!

[stops the car and climbs out] Sorry we're late, Mayor.

[bouncing into view, dismounting] But we're here!

[dropping into view] And ready to fight!

Splendid! But there's a teensy little problem. THE MONSTER LEFT! Better heroes, huh?

The Beat-Alls are up on the rooftops, and they're destroying Townsville! They just won't let it be!

Blossom

[nervously] The...Beat-Alls?

Well, three of them, at least. [they hang up] Uh, hello?...Girls?...Oh...