Bill Bailey quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Bill Bailey

[to Ricky] Last time I saw you was at Heathrow Airport, wasn't it? And you were shitfaced. You came up to me and said "[slurring]" I'm Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs!

Ricky Wilson

[drunkenly] I love you!

Bill Bailey

[drunkenly] Love you, Bill!

Ricky Wilson

I thought you were Hulk Hogan.

Bill Oddie

We don't mention Lily Allen.

Simon

We don't mention her? What did she do to you?

Bill Bailey

She put super-glue on your bird table.

Simon

[lighting a Menorah] I'm just lighting candles for the baby Jesus.

Phill

[mocking] Your people killed him.

Phill

I don't mean your mum and dad, I mean, because that would be terrible and I would think they would have told you by now.

Simon

I have no regrets, he deserved it.

Bill Bailey

Merry Christmas everybody!

Simon

There's a DJ Spoony on Radio One..

There is...who's the last one on at night?

Phill

Westwood.

Go to bed with Westwood, wake up with Moyles!

Bill Bailey

Waking up with Moyles? Ugh!

Noel

He's no spoon, is he?

No.

Noel

He's a shovel!