[Talking about spooning]
Simon
There's a DJ Spoony on Radio One..
Alfie
There is...who's the last one on at night?
Phill
Westwood.
Alfie
Go to bed with Westwood, wake up with Moyles!
Bill Bailey
Waking up with Moyles? Ugh!
Noel
He's no spoon, is he?
Bill
No.
Noel
He's a shovel!
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