Guest Host Ricky Wilson
With regulars Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus
With guests Colin Murray, Bez, Ryan Jarman, and Jeff Green
“18x03” · Season 18
In this episode: Ricky Wilson (3), Bill Bailey (1)
And tonight I am contractually obliged to say "I predict a laugh riot!"…I feel so dirty!
RJRyan Jarman
If there's any legal implications involved in this, then, like, I invented Live 8, you see. This is not actually a lie. We were in the recording studio recording our album. I found Bob Geldof's mobile phone number while we were in the recording studio so I sent him a text message just saying "Three words, mate - Live Aid 2". Lo and behold six months later Live 8 comes out. It's just nice to know that you've made a little bit of difference, that's all. It really is.
[to Ricky] Last time I saw you was at Heathrow Airport, wasn't it? And you were shitfaced. You came up to me and said "[slurring]" I'm Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs!
[drunkenly] I love you!
[drunkenly] Love you, Bill!
I thought you were Hulk Hogan.
Sorry Stevie [Wonder], if you're watching... (Ricky grimaces as he realises what he's just said)
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