[Crow wears a sergeant's hat while a blindfolded Mike disassembles Tom Servo.]
Hello, maggots! Welcome to boot camp here at Fort Satellite of Love! Today, we are going to do a field strip of one Mr. Tom Servo! I'm drill sergeant Crow T. Robot, or Sir to you toilet-water guzzlin' little mama's boys! You got that, son?
I didn't hear you, ladybritches!
[in pieces on the table] Can we just get on with this, Crow? I wanna watch Sisters!
You're not goin' nowhere, you wussy red cupcake! You gonna run home to your mama, huh?
[sarcastically] Ooh, ooh, I'm scared...
I'm the drill sergeant here, you toe-headed, contact lens-wearin' piece of toast! Now gimme the oath!
Uh, This is my robot, there are many like it but this one is mine.
And what is the name of your robot, boy?
I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayonnaise! Why don't you just make yourself comfortable down there on the floor and give me twenty, Corporal?
Well, now, you just bought yourself two hundred and twenty! Now c'mon, dickweed!
I heard that, Pyle! You piece of filth!
Well, several pieces, actually...
[The military downs one giant grasshopper, but the others close in.]
CACrow [as Grasshopper]
They got Jiminy! Get em!
. . .
MAMike [as general]
We have got to get organized! We should not be losing to grasshoppers, people!
[The heroes are observing a captured grasshopper when the general walks in.]
CACrow [as general]
I just came to see what you did with the grant money...Oh my God!
. . .
[As the grasshopper breaks free, Peter Graves's character picks up a gun and begins firing wildly at it.]
Pete! Pete! Short, controlled bursts!
[All three are sitting in the front seat; Audrey is driving, Ed in the center:]
MAMike [as Audrey]
Wait, this isn't a stick shift... AAGGGHHH!!
[The "gang" enters a diner one by one.]
MSMike, Servo and Crow [as everyone in the diner]
Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm!
[Jamie and a group of students race for a car to get to the City Council.]
MAMike [as Announcer]
Pete, Linc, Julie, and... Steve?
. . .
SAServo [as Walter Winchell]
Elliot Ness and his Untouchables were in hot pursuit!
[At the end of the film, a question mark appears and moves towards the screen.]
It's Prince's new name, isn't it?
No, it's Frank Gorshin's new name!
The Atomic Brain (movie)
[Anita Gonzales, having her mind replaced with a cat, is chased onto the roof and ends up clinging to the side. Despite an attempt to rescue her, she slips and...]
[giggling] And she floats gently to her death!
