[After the film fades out on a man being grabbed and carried off by a gang, it fades back in on a photograph of the same man.]
[gasps] They flattened him!
“The Atomic Brain” · Season 5
In this episode: Tom Servo (8), Crow T. Robot (6), Mike Nelson (4), Gypsy (1)
[The "gang" enters a diner one by one.]
MSMike, Servo and Crow [as everyone in the diner]
Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm!
[Jamie and a group of students race for a car to get to the City Council.]
MAMike [as Announcer]
Pete, Linc, Julie, and... Steve?
. . .
SAServo [as Walter Winchell]
Elliot Ness and his Untouchables were in hot pursuit!
[Jamie and his friends try to speak to the City Council]
ACAngry City Councilman
We're just wasting time here and we've wasted too much time already!
SAServo [as Councilman]
Kill 'em all!
[At the end of the film, a question mark appears and moves towards the screen.]
It's Prince's new name, isn't it?
CCrow
No, it's Frank Gorshin's new name!
The Atomic Brain (movie)
[As the girl in the opening scene is being lowered inside a machine, Mike and the Bots realize something about her.]'
Hey, wait a minute!
CCrow
She's nude!
Lady...
[Otto Frank steps out of the device after showing Mrs. March that the girl's body has been reanimated]
CCrow
She's SORT-OF ALIVE!
[Anita Gonzales, having her mind replaced with a cat, is chased onto the roof and ends up clinging to the side. Despite an attempt to rescue her, she slips and...]
[giggling] And she floats gently to her death!
[Wicked dowager Hetty March lifts herself out of the wheelchair.]
CACrow [as Hetty/Dr. Strangelove]
Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!
[(Servo has been outfitted with gadgets and thermometers all over his body. Most noticeable are the anemometer and weather vane atop his dome.]
So, then, with just this little weather kit, you've transformed yourself into, uh, what was it again?
Weather Servo Nine! First to bring the Satellite of Love vital weather information that affects YOU!
You know, I appreciate that, but, uh, there's very little weather in space, and besides, we have instruments that handle all of that.
CCrow
Servo, you're gonna die in space.
Crow! He might not.
That's right, Crow! Now, raise Weather Servo Nine into space, and I'll report the weather as it happens to YOU! [gets raised]
[whispering]Well, it doesn't happen to US, we're protected by the satellite.
[whispering] I know, just send the poor dope out to space.
Don't die!
Up to the minute forecasts from Weather Servo Ni--[hatches shut, cutting Servo off; his voice is heard off-screen] Boy! [audibly shivering throughout forecast] It's COLD out here. Is it supposed to be this cold?
CCrow
Oh, don't be afraid- you're Weather Servo Nine!
Servo, just make your report and then get back in here, okay?
Well, before I get on with the weather, I've got a couple birthdays to announce! Haha! Just kidding, of course. Man, is it COLD out here!
He's dead meat.
CCrow
Yep.
I guess the big news is the cold weather. You might want to take a jacket, haha! D'oh. It's co-o-o-ld. Oh, what's this? Looks like a meteor shower's gonna be coming by. Might warm things up a bit. Oh hoho...It-it'll probably pass just to the north of us, but you might want- oh, oh! [Servo suddenly screams loud and long]
Looks like it's not working! Cambot, you'd better show me Rocket Number Nine! [Outside, Servo is bombarded by asteroids. He's brought down from the hatch and is badly burned.]
CCrow
Well, that'll happen.
Servo, are you all right?
Servo, buddy, speak to me!
Well, [coughs] I'm not cold anymore. [coughs]
I better start fixin' you up.
CCrow
Wow! You look so cool, Servo! Hey Mike, can I do that?
NO! You can't. You cannot do that.
CCrow
I wanna do that, I'm doing that next.
We'll be right back.
Weather, Station, huh, help! Haha! Head happens to be on fire! Might wanna...ha!
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