[The National Guard retreat from the attacking grasshoppers.]
CACrow [as soldier]
One weekend a month my ass!
“Beginning of the End” · Season 5
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (3), Mike Nelson (3), Tom Servo (1)
[The military downs one giant grasshopper, but the others close in.]
CACrow [as Grasshopper]
They got Jiminy! Get em!
. . .
MAMike [as general]
We have got to get organized! We should not be losing to grasshoppers, people!
[The heroes are observing a captured grasshopper when the general walks in.]
CACrow [as general]
I just came to see what you did with the grant money...Oh my God!
. . .
[As the grasshopper breaks free, Peter Graves's character picks up a gun and begins firing wildly at it.]
CCrow
Pete! Pete! Short, controlled bursts!
[Shot of the Chicago skyline as a droning sound plays continuously.]
When Brian Eno ruled Chicago.
[Over yet another shot of the lush rolling countryside with mountains in the distance]
Guys, this is so not Illinois.
[All three are sitting in the front seat; Audrey is driving, Ed in the center:]
MAMike [as Audrey]
Wait, this isn't a stick shift... AAGGGHHH!!
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