[the monster has been defeated by Red, and everyone is celebrating]
So now they go out for a well deserved night of celebration.
Which ends with Red once again, in the brig. This time for urinating on the dog of a visiting diplomat.
Until another monster emerges for him to battle.
Which he does, leading to another victory, and another night of drinking.
And he's back in the brig.
And the cycle of Red's life continues.
[camera pans to the burning remains of the giant robot]
And the movie ends as it began... as a garbage fire.
SStanley
You're not exactly fired, Barbara. I mean- there is a difference between being fired and being replaced.
[as the Submarine shakes violently, with alarms going off]
That's why you always go into the theater when you have Movie Sign.
[as someone dresses into a yellow wetsuit] Can't believe I have to dress like a Minion for this stupid kid's birthday party. I went to Juilliard!
[a yellow submarine rests on the seafloor]
[imitating John Lennon] Told you we shouldn't have let Ringo drive.
Well, at least he died doing what he loved; yelling at fish.
[about a shot behind a grate]
You know, Jonah, this shot is not grate.
Thanks, Tom. I know you're just venting. You wanna try one, Crow?
No thanks, I don't think puns are funny. Yet the way they're constructed makes you feel like they should be.
...
[later, on a shot of a sink]
Hey, I got it! Let that sink in. Yeah, I'm a pun guy! I like myself, and I'm saying puns!
[a shot of Claire seemingly gazing down on the three silhouettes]
Hey, she's looking right at us!
Yeah! You're freaking us out, lady! Stop it!
And look at how she's behaving, like we're the jerks.
[she begins to back away]
More like Amelia Waterheart! Get it? I'm puntastic!
CChadwick
It's like if you... blew 'em apart...
CChadwick
All those little pieces, in time, would come back together again...
[Chadwick locks his fingers together]
Here's the church, here's the steeple...
Chadwick [Locking his fingers together tighter]: And form one being.
Jonah Open the doors, Lords of the Deeple.
JJenny
[suddenly appearing in the shot] Bye Daddy!
JAJonah [as Richard]
Whoops, were you there the whole time, baby?
You be a good girl for Mommy now, okay?
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bargain-bin Mark Hamill's gotta get his make out on!
[coming downstairs] Hey, Dad.
SJServo, Jonah, and Crow
Norm!
[on the phone] Well how long do you think it would take to fix it?
A half-hour, sir. It's just a pizza.
Richard Okay, I'll call back in an hour or so. Thank you.
No no- what toppings do you need on the- [Richard hangs up]
GGrant
Well, what about it?
CACrow [as Grant]
Damn bikers must have fixed it!
[The camera is left running as Jenny goes to the bathroom]
Look, I appreciate the cinéma vérité approach, but do we really have to wait here while she goes tinkle? What's the point? Why?
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