Richard quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

I like it. It gives me time to write.

Write?

Yeah, I write my thoughts and my ideas.

I've already filled a Post-it note.

[suddenly appearing in the shot] Bye Daddy!

Whoops, were you there the whole time, baby?

You be a good girl for Mommy now, okay?

I will, Daddy.

Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bargain-bin Mark Hamill's gotta get his make out on!

[on the phone] Well how long do you think it would take to fix it?

A half-hour, sir. It's just a pizza.

No no- what toppings do you need on the- [Richard hangs up]