Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 10
[Late at night, Paul leans against his pet lizard's cage, which is as tall as he is.]
He sure gave that lizard a lot of headroom!
Maybe he has a trampoline in there.
. . .
[Paul gazes at the lizard, who stares stonily back.]
Well... now I can't get back to sleep, either. What do you wanna do?
[As a shirtless Paul roams at night, the camera cuts to a shot of the moon and zooms in.]
Tha-- That's just a picture of the moon!
Yeah, the moon backed out of this movie at the last minute.
[Two young Native American boys practice archery, while stereotypical "Indian" music plays on the soundtrack.]
Thanks for the stereotype music!
[As the hospital, Kathy has an audio flashback, during which she stares vacantly into space.]
Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.[N]
[Johnny and Captain Mac, looking for Paul, drive past a road sign for U.S. Route 66.]
Get your kicks on meeee-ee-ee!
[Johnny tells Kathy of his plan to give Paul a quick death.]
Johnny, you can't do this! Paul's your friend! Paul--
PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!
HE'S SUPER PAUL!
[Johnny Longbow stares thoughtfully off into the night.]
I see... a huge casino!
Oh, come on.
Brain-Dead, let's send these guys, Track of the Moon Beast. It stars nobody, and features nothing. I hope you gag on it.
Aw, can't I have just one more justice?
[Government official Wilson discusses Texas Ranger Geronimo's mission to extradite murderer Palmero to Italy.]
Ah, you see, Mr. Palermo's been a major source of embarrassment to the Italian Government.
That's hard to do!
Guests of Final Justice fly TWA.
Yeah, let's get out the manual. Kill someone? Turn to page 37.
[Geronimo has challened a villian to a duel in a rainstorm. Cut to close-up of his rain-dripping hand.]
Ugh, he's sweating palm kernel oil!
[In Malta, Geronimo and Palermo's taxi races down the road as Palermo's allies attack from their own sedan.]
Cars provided by Matchbox.
Do you know John Wayne?
Gacy, yes!
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