Johnny quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

4 quotes

Johnny

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

In 4 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (2)

Scenes with Johnny 4

JJohnny

I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are!

[Short pause.]

Now I will kill you.

JJohnny

Why don't they call?

Because they don't like you.

Jim is tacking something to the wall as Johnny approaches.

JJohnny

Hey, Jim. What's that?

Meetin' of the student council.

MAMike [as Jim]

They're hangin' you in effigy.

[Johnny tells Kathy of his plan to give Paul a quick death.]

Johnny, you can't do this! Paul's your friend! Paul--

JJohnny

PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!

CACrow [as Johnny]

HE'S SUPER PAUL!