[Roger emerges and threatens our hero; after having had worms burrow into his face earlier]
RRoger
You gonna be da worm face!
No, you gonna be da worm face!
S10Squirm
[Mama Sanders and Geri get into an argument over Geri's "gentleman caller."]
MMama
Alright, alright, I'll stop butting in.
MAMike [as Geri]
Mom, you don't even have a butt.
MMama
I just don't want you to be too disappointed if he doesn't come.
CACrow [as Geri]
Mother! That's private.
[in her exaggerated Southern accent] I never saw such a storm...
CACrow [as Mama]
I do hope Ashley Wilkes can get through.
[Geri introduces Mick to her family.]
GGeri
Mick got off the bus and fell in the swamp! He's soaked clean through, even his suitcases.
Well... well, you can give him some of Daddy's old clothes. They're upstairs in the trunk in the storage room.
SAServo [as Mama Sanders]
... along with Daddy.
[Geri wants to help Nick fetch some plywood for the windows.]
MMick
No, no, no -- you stay here. Your mother looks like she's about to crack. I'll be back before it gets dark.
SAServo [as Geri]
Mom cracked in 1953.
[Partially worm-eaten Roger spies on the Sanders' home from outside in the dark.]
SAServo [as Roger/Stevie Wonder]
Isn't she lovely?
[Geri's car bounces quite violently on a pothole]
SAServo [as Coily]
Noooo springs!
S10A Case of Spring Fever (short)
Me? I'd rather have a case of Bass Ale.
[Gilbert proceeds to leave his house for the golf game. He closes the door, but due to the lack of springs in the door lock, it bounces back open.]
CCoily
Hey! The door!
SAServo [as Coily]
I own your ass, fatboy! Get back here!
S10Squirm (movie)
[Mick leaves Geri in the boat with Roger]
CCrow
Save the girl or go antiquing... Hmm... Antiques, here I come!
[As the movie is ending]
Please, folks, remember to worm your dog.
And if you do start a worm farm, do not raise flesh-eating intelligent millipedes by mistake.
CCrow
And if you have red hair, do not mate.
S10Diabolik
[Diabolik drives into his lair through a rather conspicuous hidden entrance.]
SAServo [as Diabolik]
This will fool them unless they look at it.
Look, Nelson. Move on. I am.
S11Reptilicus
I am reopening my family's most legendary experiment; Mystery Science Theater 3000! I'm gonna blow up this brand, and then sell it to Disney for a billion dollars!
[as the miners discover flesh and bones on the copper drill]
MMiner
Bones?
Jim!
MMiner
Fossil bones.
Fossil Jim!
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