Scenes with Vince 4
[Teacher Mr. Carter is discussing "Hamlet"]
CMr. Carter
At this point, Hamlet picks up the skull of Yorick and delivers a famous speech. Now, to whom was this speech delivered?
CACrow [as student]
Uh, Richard Dawson.
MAMike [as student]
Fred Sanford?
SAServo [as student]
Uh, Larry Hovis.
[Mr. Carter notices Vince flirting with Betty]
CMr. Carter
Vince, would you mind answering the question, please?
MAMike [as Vince]
Look at your mouth, you got such a funny little...
CACrow [as Vince]
Uh, nipples.
I'm more held by the question of Hamlet's madness, sir.
VVince
I'm sorry, Mr. Carter. Would you repeat the question, please?
CMr. Carter
To whom was Hamlet's favorite graveside speech delivered?
VVince
I don't know, man. I didn't catch the name and address on the envelope. [the class laughs]
CACrow [as Mr. Carter]
Mr. Malph, please.
[Vince confronts Betty, who just got Marv to write her term paper.]
CACrow [as Betty]
Will you write a paper for me?
VVince
What's with you? [brief pause]
SAServo [as Vince]
Come on, I can't hold this face much longer!
Oh, you can't be serious.
VVince
Look, you were with him. You went out with him instead of me!
CACrow [as Betty]
He had three dollars!
But, honey, I just wanted him to write my term paper.
MAMike [as Vince]
Would he write mine if I kissed him?
. . .
MAMike [as Betty]
Now would you write my shop project?
[about her work at the blood bank] We set a record today.
VVince
You set a record with me a long time ago.
MAMike [as Vince]
God, I'm smooth.
["Forecaster" Ohman delivers his preparedness moral and departs.]
SSylvester
Well, I guess I better be going. Maybe make some of those tank parts. [...] Finished with your drink?
VVince
I'll take care of her.
SSylvester
Is that the way you want it?
SAServo [as Carla]
[suggestively] Vince and I are gonna make our own tank parts.
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