Carla quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

You're not exactly fired, Barbara. I mean- there is a difference between being fired and being replaced.

Just ask Conan O'Brien.

Please, do something! We'll all be killed!

I guess she's in charge of panicking.

Okay, all the actors form a line! "Love Boat" on the left, "Fantasy Island" on the right!

[about her work at the blood bank] We set a record today.

You set a record with me a long time ago.

God, I'm smooth.

Well, I guess I better be going. Maybe make some of those tank parts. [...] Finished with your drink?

Yes, but I--

I'll take care of her.

Is that the way you want it?

[suggestively] Vince and I are gonna make our own tank parts.