Betty quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

BBetty

Where are you from Derek?

JAJoel [as Derek]

A place called "Studsville". Population: "Me".

S4 Teenagers from Outer Space

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[Marv and Betty are on their date, walking the street.]

CACrow [as Betty]

So, are we going to walk the alleys all night?

MMarv

I'm sorry, Betty, honest.

BBetty

Oh, that's okay. At least it was a good movie.

SAServo [as Betty]

I've never walked to a drive-in before.

Marv It's just that I, well, I had to give some money to Pop--

BBetty

Oh, just forget it. I'm having a lovely time.

MMarv

Betty.

MAMike [as Marv]

Can I sniff your bra?

MMarv

I've got almost a dollar left. Would you like to have a Coke?

BBetty

I'd love it.

CACrow [as Betty]

Thanks a lot, Adnan Khashoggi.

[Cut to a diner.]

Mike

Tonight only: Cokes, a dollar ten.

S6 High School Big Shot (movie)

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[Vince confronts Betty, who just got Marv to write her term paper.]

BBetty

Oh, Vince.

CACrow [as Betty]

Will you write a paper for me?

VVince

What's with you? [brief pause]

Mike

Rebooting.

BBetty

With me and Marv?

SAServo [as Vince]

Come on, I can't hold this face much longer!

BBetty

Oh, you can't be serious.

VVince

Look, you were with him. You went out with him instead of me!

CACrow [as Betty]

He had three dollars!

BBetty

But, honey, I just wanted him to write my term paper.

MAMike [as Vince]

Would he write mine if I kissed him?

. . .

MAMike [as Betty]

Now would you write my shop project?

S6 High School Big Shot (movie)

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