[Teacher Mr. Carter is discussing "Hamlet"]
At this point, Hamlet picks up the skull of Yorick and delivers a famous speech. Now, to whom was this speech delivered?
Uh, Richard Dawson.
Fred Sanford?
Uh, Larry Hovis.
[Mr. Carter notices Vince flirting with Betty]
Vince, would you mind answering the question, please?
Look at your mouth, you got such a funny little...
VINCE!
Uh, nipples.
I'm more held by the question of Hamlet's madness, sir.
I'm sorry, Mr. Carter. Would you repeat the question, please?
To whom was Hamlet's favorite graveside speech delivered?
I don't know, man. I didn't catch the name and address on the envelope. [the class laughs]
Mr. Malph, please.
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