[Vince confronts Betty, who just got Marv to write her term paper.]
Oh, Vince.
CACrow [as Betty]
Will you write a paper for me?
What's with you? [brief pause]
Rebooting.
With me and Marv?
SAServo [as Vince]
Come on, I can't hold this face much longer!
Oh, you can't be serious.
Look, you were with him. You went out with him instead of me!
CACrow [as Betty]
He had three dollars!
But, honey, I just wanted him to write my term paper.
MAMike [as Vince]
Would he write mine if I kissed him?
. . .
MAMike [as Betty]
Now would you write my shop project?
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