A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
In 4 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Joel Robinson (2)
[Space-helmeted, ape-like alien Ro-Man makes his first viewscreen contact with the last human survivors.]
Humans! Listen to me! Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left.
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience it may have caused you.
[After the destruction of the space platform, Ro-Man addresses the human survivors]
And now, of the two billion, there are six. Calculate your chances. Negative, negative, negative.
He's so negative!
[Ro-Man shows signs of weakness before his boss, the Great Guidance.]
To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man!
Me-man?
Yes. [distressed] To be like the hu-man! To laugh… feel… want… Why are these things not in The Plan?!
You are an extension of the Ro-Men, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now I set you into motion. One -- destroy the girl. Two -- destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you.
Uh, what's number three? Do I get a choice?
Do not violate ape law!
I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are!
[Short pause.]
Now I will kill you.
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes