Mike Nelson quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Over a shot of an airplane landing, in the midst of a soundtrack that consists mostly of blaring horns...]

[Over the short's closing screen]

The Beast of Yucca Flats (movie)

[The bikini-clad Angels are beating the crap out of drug runners on the beach, accompanied by goofy, unrealistic sound effects.]

Mike

Right now, Benny Hill is smiling down from heaven.

[The short about industrial accidents opens with a quote: "The days of our years are three score and ten..." -- Psalm 90:10.]

Mike

So, we have 70 days in each year?

[Amazing Transparent Man Joey Faust begins to turn invisible.]

[Father has an extremely irritated look on his face.]

[A large, full bookshelf stands against the far wall:]

[after Gloria enters the room after leaving briefly in the same scene]

[The antiheroes make some purchases at a seedy-looking mom-and-pop store while some inappropriately cheerful music plays on the soundtrack.]

Mike

[as store clerk while the trio leaves] Thanks for not killing me; right neighborly of ya!

[On the trap nest, which is basically a chicken cage that can't be opened on the inside]

Mike

There's no point; it's just funny!

[After the narrator has explained the egg collecting process at great length]

Mike

Eggs are complicated; they should cost like a hundred dollars each.

[Moffet examines the groceries that were delivered to him.]