Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000, page 17 ... TV Quotes Database

[Temple Foster is listed in the credits.]

Servo

Ah, Temple Foster, where they worship Australian beer.

S10 Horrors of Spider Island

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[At the auditions, Gladys points out a "NO SMOKING" sign to smoker Linda, who takes it down and sits on it.]

Servo

Lucky sign!

S10 Horrors of Spider Island

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[Partially worm-eaten Roger spies on the Sanders' home from outside in the dark.]

SAServo [as Roger/Stevie Wonder]

Isn't she lovely?

S10 Squirm

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[Geri's car bounces quite violently on a pothole]

SAServo [as Coily]

Noooo springs!

S10 Squirm

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Servo

Me? I'd rather have a case of Bass Ale.

S10 A Case of Spring Fever (short)

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[Diabolik drives into his lair through a rather conspicuous hidden entrance.]

SAServo [as Diabolik]

This will fool them unless they look at it.

S10 Diabolik

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Servo

Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved right here at the dish rack.

S11 Reptilicus

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Servo

Wait a minute. Those are feet... attached to legs... that must mean... a person!

S11 Cry Wilderness

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[as Jimmy fights with Enrique]

SAServo [as Jimmy]

For the last time! [synchronizes with each punch] Coldplay! Isn't! That! Bad!

S11 The Beast of Hollow Mountain

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Servo

[tearfully] They said they'd smash my bulb.

S11 Starcrash

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[as Deianira faints after Herculese kills the bull]

SAServo [as Deianira]

I haven't fainted in nearly ten minutes.

S11 The Loves of Hercules

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Servo

I know this is a Hercules movie, but this Hercules just doesn't seem that strong at all.

S11 The Loves of Hercules

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[as the film opens with a couple of newlyweds]

Servo

Wait, it's over? Did we just skip to the end of the movie?

S11 Yongary: Monster from the Deep

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Servo

[looking on a model center in the film] This must be Shining Time Station’s military industrial complex.

S11 Yongary: Monster from the Deep

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Servo

Jiffy Pop helmet, save me!

S11 Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

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