CCrow
[upon seeing a stream locomotive] I wonder if the conductor is Ringo Starr or George Carlin.
“At the Earth's Core” · Season 11
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (2), Jonah (1), Kinga Forrester (1)
[as David and Dr. Abner explore the strange landscape]
APDr. Abner Perry
What an extraordinary sky!
DIDavid Innes
What a strange color, Doc.
ADr. Abner
This cannot be the Rhondda Valley.
I think it's Tim Burton's backyard.
[as Dr. Abner and David flee from a monster, which is an obvious greenscreen]
We're being charged by a giant monster... movie!
ADr. Abner
[about a Rhamphorhynchus] My goodness, how enormous. Why, the largest remains we ever discovered have never indicated a size much greater than that attained by an ordinary crow!
CCrow
[offended] Ah, that's it. I'm leaving.
[Jonah pulls him back into his seat]
Being a chivalrous gentleman, David traps his fellow slaves with their captors in a room full of lava.
It is the God-given right of every American woman to become a North Korean dictator on her wedding day!
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