Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Cooper and Madeline proceed to leave Merlin's shop after his warning Cooper about using any of the spells in his spellbook]

[Novice magician Cooper is force-feeding a potion to his cat Miffy with a dropper.]

[A kid looks at the front of Merlin's shop as the movie goes into slow motion.]

[The opening credits identify actor Robert Z'Dar.]

Servo

Oh z'no.

[As a subplot comes to an entirely unsatisfying end.]

Servo

And so, the completely pointless stretch of movie whimpers out like a small, dying rat.

[Doc and party get ready to leave the backwater country store.]

Servo

Ya'll like to contribute to our fund for the War against Northern Aggression?

[Tanya, with long dark hair and apparently wearing no undergarments, runs through the woods.]

Servo

Lucy Bra-less!

[Paul zeroes in on Kathy's face for a smooch.]

[Geronimo has challened a villian to a duel in a rainstorm. Cut to close-up of his rain-dripping hand.]

Servo

Ugh, he's sweating palm kernel oil!

[In Malta, Geronimo confronts three henchman in a classic spaghetti-Western showdown.]

Servo

The Ugly, the Ugly, and the Ugly.

[In the final showdown, Geronimo cuts his own catchphrase off halfway through to shoot Palermo dead.]

Servo

Our hero: a big, stinky cheater!

[The members of court are performing a dance.]

Servo

[singing] "Night fever, night fever/We know how to do it!"