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Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)

Lines by Crow T. Robot 421

[During another flashback sequence...]

CCrow

We didn't like these scenes the first time!

. . .

[The flashback includes a moment that only happened a few scenes earlier.]

CCrow

No fair! You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago!

[A paunchy man in a black leather jacket is seen at the pool hall.]

CCrow

Chubby Ramone!

[Near the end of the film, a door slams in the background]

CCrow

Oh, that was the sound of the director giving up and leaving.

[The opening credits are shown against scenes of a swarm of honeybees.]

CCrow

They named every bee? This is gonna take forever...

[After Vicki passes out from exhaustion during her solo, the music is still playing on the reel-to-reel, with her voice still singing as well.]

CCrow

She still lip-syncs better than Jewel.

[Moments after Vicki drops a flaming log on Manfred's carpet, his entire house is engulfed in flames.]

CCrow

The house was made of typing paper and oily rags.

[Nerdy guy pauses a moment to look at marquee with ladies' legs.]

CACrow [as nerdy girl]

Oh, come on! You're gay and you know it!

[At the 1962 Seattle World's Fair, we see a science exhibit entitled How Do Animals Learn?]

CACrow [as Man]

"How Do Animals Learn?" Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.

[Outside the cave, the kids stare at a shaft of light descending from the sky.]

CACrow [as Bud]

[mesmerized] Yes -- I will take money from my dad's wallet and send it to Soupy Sales.

[Tim flees from his violent, drunken stepfather (played by Russell Johnson), but is finally caught.]

CCrow

Whooh. Imagine having your butt whooped by "And The Rest"!

[Mild-mannered assistant security guard Kevin goes looking for a would-be robber.]

CCrow

So, did the ad for the job read, "Wanted: whiny, halfwit coward"?

[Kevin shoots a gun into the air]

CCrow

Oh, great! You just shot down Air Force One, you dope!

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