[Chief engineer MacPhearson hobbles away from a firefight]
CACrow [as MacPhearson]
A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
Lines by Crow T. Robot 421
[View on a vertically-mounted keyboard]
CCrow
Wall-mounted keyboards . . . it must be the future!
[We see Nick for the first time, as the nerdish hero gets off his plane]
CCrow
This... is not our star, is it? I will not accept this as our star, sorry.
[After Robertson punches Nick out of the flying plane, Nick somehow manages to hang on with his palms flat against the smooth metal wing]
CACrow [as Nick]
Ha-ha! Unlucky for you, I secrete pine tar from my hands!
CCrow
Filmed in Vermont: the other, smaller Wisconsin!
CCrow
Wanda Cannon? Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one... You know, I don't subscribe to lots of publications or anything.
CCrow
Still, this is easier than reading "Wired" magazine.
[Over a shot of Fingal's workplace]
CCrow
SAT farms of the future!
CCrow
So this is public television, huh? Suddenly I feel like beating the crap out of Fred Rogers.
[As the Fat Man leaves]
CACrow [as Fat Man]
To Wendy's!
[In the final confrontation scene, Fat Man pulls out a gun.]
CACrow [as Fat Man]
Draw... me some butter!
[Fingal (played by Raul Julia) finally awakes in his own body. Apollonia practically lies on him in a serious lip-lock.]
CCrow
Eating Raul!
[At the end of the movie, all of Fingal's (now Rick's) co-workers are watching "Casablanca".]
CACrow [as co-worker]
But I hate this movie. It's on AMC every week!
[We see an overhead shot of the word "Nirvana" written on the ground at Nirvana Village.]
CCrow
Come... to my mall... to my atrium, yeah yeah!
[Virtually identical re-creation of projection scene.]
CCrow
Yes! It's the same thing you've seen before! Only it's...happening again!
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