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Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)

Lines by Crow T. Robot 421

[At the general store, Melissa's total comes to $8.89]

CCrow

She gives him $15.55 just so she can get $6.66 back in change.

[After breaking free of his nets Gorgo swings his tail at what looks like an elephant, which blows up.]

CCrow

I didn't know elephants exploded on impact!

[A sailor sends a message back to England by Morse code.]

CACrow [as sailor]

Am in Ireland, send real food.

[On the SOL, Gypsy turned off the power for maintenance. The Bots have looted the SOL]

CCrow

If it goes out again, I'm grabbing my blender.

[Over several establishing shots of the run-down part of town, the sound of a car engine trying and failing to turn over is heard.]

CCrow

Uh-oh, the town's alternator is shot.

[The film keeps cutting between Rowsdower's broken-down pickup, a poorly-repainted Gran Torino, and a stolen ten-speed bike.]

CCrow

[frustrated] I'm losing track of the crappy vehicles here!

[Gumby's dad Gumbo arrives at the house, where we see a cloud -- actually, a piece of white fluff -- stuck on the construction-paper sky.]

CACrow [as Weatherman]

It's a fair to partly-cottony day…

[Gumby's stacked mother gives a stern look at a robot who's invaded the house.]

CACrow [as Gumby's Mother]

That squares my breasts!

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