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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Crow in “Hobgoblins”

[Mild-mannered assistant security guard Kevin goes looking for a would-be robber.]

CCrow

So, did the ad for the job read, "Wanted: whiny, halfwit coward"?

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