We have four rifles here and one of them is a reading lamp.
“Dear Mildred” · Season 4
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), BJ Hunnicutt (2)
Radar (about Frank): I'm probably responsible for his leaving.
BBJ
You should come here more often.
[Hawkeye and BJ walk in to the movie]
3-to-1, I'll take the Indians.
BBJ
It's a bet, five bucks. What's the name of this picture?
Custer's Last Stand.
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