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Well, if it isn't Benjamin Franklin Pierce Hawkeye, named for a president, an Indian, and a stove.
“Period of Adjustment” · Season 8
In this episode: Colonel Potter (2), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Maxwell Klinger (1)
(to Klinger) So far you have performed your duties with the efficiency of a one-legged man at a BUTT-kicking contest!
Folks around here were pretty fond of Henry Blake when he ran this fort, weren't they?
Well, sure, the Colonel was a top notch kind of a guy.
You bet he was. And, I don't mind telling, you my first few days in his shadow were a mite uneasy. No one was jumping for joy over me. I was no Henry Blake, never tried to be. That didn't make me any better or worse, just different. The point is, the folks here gave me the time to take this job and make it Sherman Potter's. I guess I forgot that when you took over for Radar. What I'm trying to say is, you need the time to take this job and make it Max Klinger's. So, just do it. And, if you need some help, if you've got a question, just knock on my door. Is that clear, Max?
Crystal, sir.
From now on- Radar's office is closed; Klinger's office is open.
Klinger passes out
OK, we'll open tomorrow.
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