[after failing to buy the party platters, Lilo checks on Stitch at the beauty parlor]
LSLilo/Stitch
Stitch, the theme of the party is "Lilo's Not Weird". I can't show up with that hair, because that hair is weird. [points to Stitch's hairstyle, which is a wild blue Mohawk]
SLStitch/Lilo
Sorry. All my fault.
LSLilo/Stitch
It's okay. I'll just wear a hat and serve peanut butter and jelly because there's no party platter. Just as long as we get our own bodies back.
NaniOh, no! Lilo's switched bodies?! Not again?! [???] What's wrong with bodies?! I'll call the hospital!
[Nani is stressed out after Slick sells everything in the house]
Don't be such a gloomy gus, Nani. He made us all this money! It was fascinating! It was fascinating! I even took notes of each item sold, to whom and for how much: a porcelain dish...
Nani
[gasps] Grandma's dish?!
A collection of seashells...
Nani
My seashells!
A photograph of an odd-looking girl with braces...
Nani
[angrilyish] My eighth grade picture!
TLTeenage Lilo
[enters the living room to get Nani's attention as she sweeps the floor] Nani?
ONOlder Nani
[turns around and gasps; tearing up] Lilo! You're back! [runs up to her and hugs her; then growls angrily] You are in 10 years of trouble, young lady!
TLTeenage Lilo
Let me go!
ONOlder Nani
[grabbing her by the wrist with both hands] Oh, no. I've been waiting 10 years to yell at you for this! [chases her around the house after she breaks free] Yeah, you go to your room! You are super extra grounded!
TLTeenage Lilo
You can't ground me! I'm not a kid anymore.
ONOlder Nani
Yeah, but you're still my little sister and I still make the rules!
TLTeenage Lilo
[while elevating up to her rooftop dome bedroom] This is why I skipped 10 years in the first place. You're always treating me like a child.
ONOlder Nani
I'll stop treating you like a child when you stop acting like one! [enters moments later, holding a sandwich on a plate] Lilo, I brought you some lunch. [sits next to her on the bed] You must be hungry if haven't eaten in 10 years.
TLTeenage Lilo
I'm old enough to make my own lunch now.
ONOlder Nani
I guess I forgot what it's like to be in a hurry to grow up. I spent most of my time wishing I could go back to being a kid.
TLTeenage Lilo
There's nothing good about being a kid.
ONOlder Nani
You think that now but, oh you'll understand when you're older.
[After returning to their normal place in time, Lilo and Stitch happily runs up to Nani and hugs her]
Nani
You're acting as though you haven't seen me in years!
Nani
Listen, maybe I was a little too strict last night. You're growing up whether I like it or not.
Forget about it. I think I'm perfectly happy being your baby sister for now.
Nani
[tickles Lilo] Who are you and what have you done with Lilo?
Don't worry. You'll understand when you're older.
Nani
I just hope I understand you when I'm older.
[Lilo and Stitch bring Experiment 029 home from allowing Gantu to capture him]
Let's see what we can figure out what you do so we can find your one true place. [searches him up on Jumba's computer] Here he is. "Experiment 029. Gives its wearer the power of command over all living creatures." I wonder what your one true place is.
Nani
LILO!!!!!!!! [enters the rooftop dome with yellow hair] Did you put lemonade in the shampoo bottle?!
Yep, it's cleansing and refreshing.
[Lilo and Stitch discover Checkers, who gives whoever dons him great power; as soon as Nani sees Lilo donning checkers, she treats her like a queen]
Okay, things are gonna be a little different around here. We're going to try some of my ideas for building a new ohana.
Nani
Of course, Your Majesty.
Here's my first decree: whereas Stitch doesn't like to eat broccoli.
He therefore doesn't finish his vegetables at dinner, and so you ground him. I therefore decree that coconut cake be served as a vegetable course with every meal, 'cause then Stitch will eat it.
Nani
Your wish is my command.
COCONUT CAKE!!! WOO-HOO!!!
And what about you my loyal subject?
Oh, it's the "other experiments aren't affected" thing. Oh, well, this is still one cool cousin!
[Nani is practicing for an interview with Lilo and Stitch]
Nani
As you know, I am a hard loyal worker. And I think I'm overdue for a raise, or a promotion, or maybe a raise and a promotion.
[imitates Mr. Jameson] Are you lolo?
Nani
No, I'm serious.
Could you smash a brick with your bare hands?
Nani
The vice president of the hotel isn't gonna ask me that.
You have to be prepared for anything.
Nani
I am! Except for this hair! What time is it?
Don't worry. You have 20 minutes.
Nani
What?! I'll never make it!
[After her interview with the vice president, Nani runs into her junior high school friends, Ellen and Lona]
Nani
[excited] What are you doing here?!
We're on vacation, what else? We kept in touch unlike some people.
Nani
Sorry. High school was kinda lolo for me. You both look so great!
LLona
Well, you've sure got it goin' on, Ms. Vice President.
Nani
Huh? Oh, no, I'm not...
Yes. I'm surrounded by success stories. And to think, I only married well.
LLona
You managed to stay here in Hawaii! That's awesome, girl! I mean, I love LA...
But honestly, there's life beyond surfer boys and boogie boarding. Keep Kauai, just give me Park Avenue!
Nani
You live in New York? And in LA?
LLona
And you run this beautiful hotel. That must be a blast!
Oh, and Lana's and business, too.
Lona I just own a little cosmetics company. Allen's life is all that. Yachting around the world.
Nani
A yacht?! You have a yacht?!
Oh, please, it's a floating hotel, nothing to get all squishy about.
LLona
Oh, it's cool and you know it!
[after Ellen and Lona invite Nani and her family to Ellen's yacht for dinner, assuming she's vice president of the hotel, Nani tells Lilo and Stitch the truth]
Nani
So now they think I'm the vice president of the hotel. Isn't that hilarious?
Yeah, especially the part with your lying!
Nani
But they're all so successful! And I rent canoes!
Oh, they're lots of people in the world who wish they could rent canoes.
Nani
Like who?
[after Retro turns Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Ellen, and Lona into cavepeople, Stitch captures him and finds the way to reverse the effect; Retro turns Ellen's yacht into a canoe]
Nani
The yacht, it's a canoe! Stitch, I can't afford to buy Ellen a new yacht!
[grabs Retro's tongue and then wraps it around the cavepeople, and then spanks Retro in the behind three times] One, two, three!
[Retro releases his tongue, turning Nani's friends and family back to normal]
And why are we drifting toward very sharp rocks?
And why is there ham stuck in my teeth?
[after the group makes it safety to shore..]
Nani
So, I'm sorry I lied to you guys. I guess I just wanted you to think I was doing something more important with my life than teaching people how to use one of these.
LLona
What are you talking about? Using one of these saved our lives!
I honestly don't care what you do for a living, Nani. At least you actually work.
LLona
We're just thrilled to see you, girl.
So you rent water sports gear.
Nani
Yep.
Nani
Yep.
LLona
Well, what are we waiting for?
LLona
Oh, come on, Ellen, we're on vacation!
Nani
[calling for Lilo when she finds the kitchen in a mess; annoyed] LILO! Kitchen, NOW!
We're already here. Stitch and I cooked up our latest recipe. Want some?
Nani
What I want is for this mess to be cleaned up before I get home! [leaves the house]
[looks around the kitchen] I guess we did make a pretty big mess.
We probably should clean it up. Do you feel like cleaning?
Me neither. But I know someone who loves to clean.
[Outside the house, Nani drives off to work by splashing into a puddle of water and the water splashes into some nearby flowers… and activates Experiment 285]
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